The BBC want to pay me 18 million!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Dec 11, 2011.

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  1. And I haven't had a licence in years!!!

    Wow... lucky or what.
  2. Thanks for sharing another boring scam email. Merry christmas.
  3. I've always liked you chockie frog. We could move away somewhere hot and peaceful.
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hi cupcakes. I am almost out of blue Nyrex gloves. If you could drop a couple of boxes round that would be fab. Foul Old Willaim is usually about the place if you shout, but if he is busy just drop them inside the door of the boot room. And some 5ml disposable syringes would be handy?

    Laters dear.
  5. That we could jarrod but I am not sure if they're going buy that I am 'The Lord Tablet Dispenser', living at 29a Acacia Road, manly bloke with an occupation of 'professional pornography student, phone number 06969 696969 from Spoonland.

    All from a hotmail account recently invented and discarded :D
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Be quiet Chocolate Boy. Important people are discussing logistics and nicking shit off of the NHS.
  7. Tell them to fuck off and shoot some public sector workers, and throw a racial slur into the mix.
  8. Get you as many as you want, nobody likes the blue gloves.
  9. It's because they think your brown and french. You would fill 20% of their ethnic diversity remit.
  10. I` d like to tag along too. Trouble is I`ll be buggered, no cancel that. I can`t think of a hot peaceful place I would want to be.
  11. We can do hugs and eat quiche for the rest of our days. Far east works for me.
  12. Allow me to decide and you can be for Wednesdays.
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  13. Wednesdays child would be definitely full of woe then.
  14. Full of what?
  15. Can I have the purple ones?