Straight men don't....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arthur "Two sheds" Jackson, Mar 24, 2012.

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    1. Wear 3/4 length trousers. When women wear them, they're called pedal pushers. They're bloody gay. Nuff said.
    2. Wear thumb rings. Think you're a bit edgy do you? A bit left-field? In touch with your feminine side? You utter wankah! Come out of the closet, get yourself a boyfriend and stop wasting your girlfriend's life.
    3. Wear shorts and a vest 365 days of the year in order to show off their shite tribal tattoos and their guns. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
    4. Spend several hours a day, every day, cleaning the house to a condition that would shame Aggie & Kim to the point where they felt like a pair of lazy sluts and wanted to slit their wrists. What are you hiding from?
  1. Fallschirmjager

    Fallschirmjager LE

    Yep. Cheers for that trigger.
  2. Tinman74

    Tinman74 LE Book Reviewer

    Post bone threads!
  3. Buzz


    Been hanging around in the gay village again havent you Arthur?

    If you don't like the gayers then why do you keep going down there?
  4. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    Fuck off you dull cunt!
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  5. Mr_Tigger


    I exfoliated once when bored in the bath. Yet, somehow my overwhelming preference remains for fanny.
  6. Tinman74

    Tinman74 LE Book Reviewer

    He will need to use sandpaper on his skin, repeatably with vinegar to achieve the dullness that you require!!!
  7. Rabid Chihuahua

    Rabid Chihuahua LE

    Straight men don't usually rub one out over cock-dripping, moist Thai-Lady Boys!

    Does that mean I'm not straight?

    No..... wait....
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  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  9. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper LE

    Crochet toilet roll hiding thingies.....OH GOD !! I'm GHEYY!
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    Straight men don't do bend(er)s
  11. Except when they do but it doesn't count if they are pissed.
  12. smartascarrots

    smartascarrots LE

    Steal the punchline.
  13. Buzz


    If I make you suck my cock that doesnt make me gay - just you.

  14. I can accept that.
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