Squaddie German Phrases Please

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  1. Bravo_Bravo
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    Bravo_Bravo LE

    Gentlemen

    I recall reading some pretty funny cod German phrases from some time ago such as Alles Uber Den Platz / all over the place...

    Can anyone remember any more?

    TIA

    BB
     
  2. Auld-Yin
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    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Said by one of our more cerebral members who had been in Germany for over a year at this point:

    "Vas costen the buns Jimmy?"
     
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  3. alles klar mein herren!
     
  4. wedge_cadman
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    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Fish Paste? short for Wie Spat? the slang for Wie Spat is es (sic) What time is it?
     
  5. shiny_arrse
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    Ich habe Zwiebeln in meiner Unterhose

    Shiny
     
  6. Bravo_Bravo
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    I think you've missed the point.
     
  7. smudge67er
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    zwei rechts mein alte freund - to right my old mate

    fick mein alte stiefel - **** my old boots

    drei stuck bonbon - 3 piece suite

    die alte Wilhelm - the old bill
     
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  8. I think you've missed deployment...
     
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  9. Bravo_Bravo
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    I think you should **** off, Civvie. Static Line Pimp told me all I need to know about you.
     
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  10. Bravo_Bravo
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    Bravo_Bravo LE

    Thats the stuff.

    Thanks.
     
  11. smudge67er
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    mein opa habt dein imbiss ausgebombt - my grandad bombed your chip shop
     
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  12. Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
    Das Hörrohr von meiner Großmutter hat vom Blitz getroffen
     
  13. As one worthless civie to another, jog on sunshine. And this cartoon told me all about you: bravo meets porridge | Xtranormal

    Though well done for listening to SLP while giving out nosh jobs...
     
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  14. X59
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    Ficken das fur ein spiel von soldaten.

    **** that for a game of soldiers.

    Was ist die schaden Johan ?

    What's the damage John ?

    Zwei richtig burgermeister.

    Too right squire.
     
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  15. "Do you speak German?"

    "Yes, love, Achtung! Spitfire!!!
     

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