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Squaddie German Phrases Please

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by Bravo_Bravo, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Bravo_Bravo
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    Gentlemen

    I recall reading some pretty funny cod German phrases from some time ago such as Alles Uber Den Platz / all over the place...

    Can anyone remember any more?

    TIA

    BB
  2. Auld-Yin
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    Said by one of our more cerebral members who had been in Germany for over a year at this point:

    "Vas costen the buns Jimmy?"
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  3. Schadenfreudefest
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    alles klar mein herren!
  4. wedge_cadman
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    Fish Paste? short for Wie Spat? the slang for Wie Spat is es (sic) What time is it?
  5. shiny_arrse
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    Ich habe Zwiebeln in meiner Unterhose

    Shiny
  6. Bravo_Bravo
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    I think you've missed the point.
  7. smudge67er
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    zwei rechts mein alte freund - to right my old mate

    fick mein alte stiefel - **** my old boots

    drei stuck bonbon - 3 piece suite

    die alte Wilhelm - the old bill
  8. Schadenfreudefest
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    I think you've missed deployment...
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  9. Bravo_Bravo
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    I think you should **** off, Civvie. Static Line Pimp told me all I need to know about you.
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  10. Bravo_Bravo
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    Thats the stuff.

    Thanks.
  11. smudge67er
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    mein opa habt dein imbiss ausgebombt - my grandad bombed your chip shop
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  12. Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
    Das Hörrohr von meiner Großmutter hat vom Blitz getroffen
  13. Schadenfreudefest
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    As one worthless civie to another, jog on sunshine. And this cartoon told me all about you: bravo meets porridge | Xtranormal

    Though well done for listening to SLP while giving out nosh jobs...
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  14. X59
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    Ficken das fur ein spiel von soldaten.

    **** that for a game of soldiers.

    Was ist die schaden Johan ?

    What's the damage John ?

    Zwei richtig burgermeister.

    Too right squire.
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  15. Schadenfreudefest
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    "Do you speak German?"

    "Yes, love, Achtung! Spitfire!!!
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