Shagging Pregnant Women.......A Threesome or not?

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Does it?

  1. Yes

    19.2%
  2. No

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  1. Praetorian
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    Praetorian LE

    So, does shagging a preggers bird count as a threesome?

    Furthermore, do twins etc count as an orgy?
     
  2. jagman
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    More entertaining to do the business with a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder (cant spell schitzo)
    I think that would count as a threesome? or perhaps an orgy depending how loopy she was.......
    If one of the personalties goes by the name of Bernard (or similar) its perhaps wise to reconsider your options.
     
  3. Praetorian
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    Oh, had to add, if we answered "Yes" then does that mean that we were all abused by our father before we even left the womb.....as well as after it in some cases :D.

    Maybe the dents in his skull would seem to suggest that SLRboy's mothers cunt was fisted and fucked into oblivion while she was with child, accounting for his mlarring posts.

    And what about Chubb? Electric egg whisk up Phyllis's chuff when she was "with mong"?

    Its certainly food for thought!
     
  4. Narcissus
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    Well that helpful as it's not the same condtion.

    I think it's only a 3some if you manage to teach the fetus to suckle! Or if it is twins to preform a double likeing totum action :)
     
  5. As an aside, one of the most obscure/obscene porno films I've seen for sale involved pregnant women and dogs.

    Just in case anyone is wondering, no I didn't watch it!
     
  6. jagman
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    Perhaps fortunate that I am not a shrink then :frustrated: :biggrin: but you get the gist of the comment
     
  7. Narcissus
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    Can I borrow it then?
     
  8. Praetorian
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    Gave a new meaning to the term doggy style did it :) !

    Pregnant women and Dogs, interesting.

    I remember, when I was 12, we had to do a Biology presentation on pasteurisation. Me and my mucker duly typed "Milk and Cream" into Yahoo search (No Google then, or it wasn't well known) to get some information. What appeared on the screen will stay with me for the rest of my life:

    "Preggers: Pregnant Babes covered in Cock Cream and Titty Milk"

    Very disturbing for a 12 year old :)





    Edited to add....even I couldn't make that one up!
     
  9. Narcissus
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    Well I believe the below is an example of psychology at its fineist, how Pre came to be :)

     
  10. Machristo
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    personally i've always had a bit of a penchant for preggers birds, provided the sprog isn't mine. is that wrong?
     
  11. crabby
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    It's called wetting the baby's head :D

    My parents only had sex twice - I'm the youngest of three - I was adopted, I swear...
     
  12. DNAR
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    Nope, just about the best form of contraception about IMHO! :numberone: