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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RangeStew, Sep 17, 2009.
Well, simple question:
Shall I shag the sister in law even though I know it'll end in tears....
Is she younger than your missis and therefore reminds you of that first special bum sex session ?
Go on then, it'll be fine.......can I shag your missis ?
Got 50p, if so the Mrs is yours
Is she any good? I'm sorry but was this not an invite to shag your sister-in-law? I apologise if this was not the case. As I'll probably be giving her sister one at the same time, does it really matter?
She will be after I've finished with her!
Indeedy. Last time I checked, she was bleeding but breathing.
I suppose it depends on whether you have a conscience or not ! Whether a bit of fun is worth ripping apart a family.
Get her smashed and do absolutely the most depraved things you can think of. If you are going to cause a family split it might as well be for good reason.
As we are constantly being told to embrace diversity, I don't suppose you've considered giving the brother in law one as well?
In Law liar
smash her back doors in an bollocks to the consequences
Live your life by the axiom of "Don't shit where you live".
So as long as you're not living with your sister in law, back scuttle her until her blood orange goes supernova. As has already been said if you're going to fuck up your marriage, make it worthwhile. I've always regretted splitting up with the first Mrs TMW over coming back late from the pub, when a few months previously I could have spaffed my wad up her quiet-as-a-mouse-but-fucking gorgeous younger sister, but didn't.
Like the wee girly cowardy spanker that I was.
If you have to ask,she aint worth it.
I did my sister it caused a huge row in my family, my mother didnât speak to me for years. I eventually spoke to my brother and I explained I didnât know at the time it would cause so much distress to the family. He explained that her funeral was not the most appropriate time to show my "love" for her.
No I haven't considered shagging the brother in law, I don't even shag ladies up the bottom and I consider men that do to be latent hermers.
So, should I have picked a missus with a younger sister then, rather than a brother? Is it too late to recant?
Top Tip: Don't shag your Brother under any circumstances, you'll only regret it later.
Should I shag the sister in law?.......................
Why stop there. Do yuor sister as well. I would. Indeed, I even have. I think........................
Or that she was dead
Why upset your brother & your mum 'n' dad..
Shag them too
I felt a bit gay 2 stiffs
Give her the good news after a few beers and then if the wife says anything say "I could have sworn it was you"
Of course you should give her one, and kicking her back doors in you will be gaining your brown wings, and this is very manly, and lesser mortals will see you as a god.
Shag her pets, and the rest of the family as well, and post the piccies on here.
Why don't you shag your sister in laws mother, at least you will know loosely what it's going to be like