Shag the sister in law ?

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Shall I shag the sister in law

  1. yes

    70.7%
  2. no...yeah go on then

    29.3%
  1. RangeStew
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    RangeStew

    Well, simple question:

    Shall I shag the sister in law even though I know it'll end in tears....
     
  2. polar69
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    polar69 LE

    Is she younger than your missis and therefore reminds you of that first special bum sex session ?




    Go on then, it'll be fine.......can I shag your missis ?
     
  3. exnorthener
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  4. Biped
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    Not yet
     
  5. RangeStew
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    RangeStew

    Got 50p, if so the Mrs is yours
     
  6. Norfolknchance
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    Norfolknchance LE

    Is she any good? I'm sorry but was this not an invite to shag your sister-in-law? I apologise if this was not the case. As I'll probably be giving her sister one at the same time, does it really matter?
     
  7. Norfolknchance
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    Norfolknchance LE

    She will be after I've finished with her!
     
  8. Biped
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    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Indeedy. Last time I checked, she was bleeding but breathing.
     
  9. sc_obvious
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    sc_obvious War Hero

    I suppose it depends on whether you have a conscience or not ! Whether a bit of fun is worth ripping apart a family.









    Get her smashed and do absolutely the most depraved things you can think of. If you are going to cause a family split it might as well be for good reason.
     
  10. mistersoft
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    mistersoft LE

    As we are constantly being told to embrace diversity, I don't suppose you've considered giving the brother in law one as well?
     
  11. cbgramc
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    cbgramc LE

    In Law liar
     
  12. Biped
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    Incest walt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Big_Bazza
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    Big_Bazza Old-Salt

    smash her back doors in an bollocks to the consequences :)
     
  14. The_Rattler
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    The_Rattler LE

    Pictures please
     
  15. Themanwho
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    Themanwho LE

    Live your life by the axiom of "Don't shit where you live".

    So as long as you're not living with your sister in law, back scuttle her until her blood orange goes supernova. As has already been said if you're going to fuck up your marriage, make it worthwhile. I've always regretted splitting up with the first Mrs TMW over coming back late from the pub, when a few months previously I could have spaffed my wad up her quiet-as-a-mouse-but-fucking gorgeous younger sister, but didn't.

    Like the wee girly cowardy spanker that I was.