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Scots top UK drinking table

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Fang_Farrier, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier Clanker Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. chocolate_frog

    chocolate_frog Crow

  3. BrandySoured

    BrandySoured Clanker

    That implies waste. And everybody knows that that would never, ever, happen.

    Unless it was being paid for by an Englander. Preferably a Little one.
  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier Clanker Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Who? The shandy drinkers?
  5. thecoops

    thecoops Clanker

    I've been to Scotland and I can see why they drink so much.
  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier Clanker Reviewer Book Reviewer

    It's because of the neighbours!
  7. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad Clanker Reviewer

    I've recently moved to Scotland and my consumption has increased by 23%, just so as I blend in.
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin Clanker Reviewer Book Reviewer Supporter - ADC Reviews Editor

    You are better off with a single malt rather than these blends :)
    cloudbuster and Flash MacTavish like this.

    RIGRAT Clanker

    I drink in Scotland on my way to and from work, I'm glad to be contributing towards this.

    Reminds me of a Frankie Boyle classic.

    English bloke in a Glasgow bar 'Could I have a vodka and coke please?'

    Barman ' We dinnae dae cocktails!'
  10. Schaden

    Schaden Clanker Book Reviewer

    Well this is certainly surprising news!
  11. DarkNinja

    DarkNinja Clanker

  12. Ancient_Mariner

    Ancient_Mariner Clanker

    And I do believe Motherwell is the heart attack capital of the world. How I miss the old place. As Frankie Boyle also said "Glasgow. It's just like Paris. After a nuclear war."
  13. BrandySoured

    BrandySoured Clanker

    Thinking on, if Buckfast was re-classified as a tonic then the percentage would change - a lot.
  14. ex_colonial

    ex_colonial Clanker MiA (Donor)

  15. leveller

    leveller Clanker

    As can be clearly seen from the table at the bottom. The English and Welsh have laid off the booze as the recession bites, but the Jocks are going to drink their way through it.
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