Scots top UK drinking table

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  1. Fang_Farrier
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  2. chocolate_frog
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  3. BrandySoured
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    That implies waste. And everybody knows that that would never, ever, happen.

    Unless it was being paid for by an Englander. Preferably a Little one.
  4. Fang_Farrier
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    Who? The shandy drinkers?
  5. thecoops
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    I've been to Scotland and I can see why they drink so much.
  6. Fang_Farrier
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    It's because of the neighbours!
  7. Brotherton Lad
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    I've recently moved to Scotland and my consumption has increased by 23%, just so as I blend in.
  8. Auld-Yin
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    You are better off with a single malt rather than these blends :)
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  9. RIGRAT
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    I drink in Scotland on my way to and from work, I'm glad to be contributing towards this.

    Reminds me of a Frankie Boyle classic.

    English bloke in a Glasgow bar 'Could I have a vodka and coke please?'

    Barman ' We dinnae dae cocktails!'
  10. Schaden
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    Well this is certainly surprising news!
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  12. Ancient_Mariner
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    And I do believe Motherwell is the heart attack capital of the world. How I miss the old place. As Frankie Boyle also said "Glasgow. It's just like Paris. After a nuclear war."
  13. BrandySoured
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    Thinking on, if Buckfast was re-classified as a tonic then the percentage would change - a lot.
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  15. leveller
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    As can be clearly seen from the table at the bottom. The English and Welsh have laid off the booze as the recession bites, but the Jocks are going to drink their way through it.
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