Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, Oct 23, 2013.

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  1. ACAB


  2. pez_perrett

    pez_perrett Old-Salt

    I tried to read the link then got bored and watched some porn
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  3. All I ended up with was a bunch of photoshopped second world war pictures by some Russian chap.
  4. Gun_Brickie

    Gun_Brickie LE

    Holy fuckery! Something to replace xhams ter?
  5. simbo

    simbo LE

    Go on- how many of you have had a look?
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Porn IQ ?

    Forget it Pigshyt_Freeman's missus has one five times the highest number you ever thought of, tested in her sleep while writing a bisexual dissertation proving the existence of Tropper for NASA.
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  7. pumpernickel


    Looked at the site: it's meh at the moment. It needs to refine its categories but then again most porn is much of a muchness, with same actors, scripts, etc. But as an aside, if you're spending more than 20 mins on porn, then you have serious problems! :)
  8. Maple

    Maple LE

    Thank you ARRSE, the gift that keeps on giving
  9. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    Can't see much difference to other porn vid sites to be honest.
  10. goatrutar


    I thought xnxx was pretty good.

    All hail Emperor Mong.
  11. Ninja_Turtle

    Ninja_Turtle War Hero

  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate medical condition, tell me exactly how long have you suffered with premature ejaculation.
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  13. Flatt Stanley

    Flatt Stanley LE

    Tell me he's not the scouser that rang our helpdesk to ask what he should do as he'd just come over his keyboard. The girl who answered hung up twice. Third time his call was taken by a bloke. Turned out he was deadly serious and aggrieved not to to be listened to. He had only one keyboard and a lot to look at.

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  14. pumpernickel


    :) :) I'm female! I can come in five minutes flat in the toilet if the mood takes me. I wonder what the record is on ARRSE?
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  15. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    Keep talking like that and you may just find out.
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