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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. ACAB

    ACAB Clanker Supporter - GCM

  2. pez_perrett

    pez_perrett Clanker

    I tried to read the link then got bored and watched some porn
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  3. Accidental_discharge

    Accidental_discharge Clanker MiA (Donor)

    All I ended up with was a bunch of photoshopped second world war pictures by some Russian chap.
  4. Gun_Brickie

    Gun_Brickie Clanker

    Holy fuckery! Something to replace xhams ter?
  5. simbo

    simbo Clanker

    Go on- how many of you have had a look?
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway Clanker

    Porn IQ ?

    Forget it Pigshyt_Freeman's missus has one five times the highest number you ever thought of, tested in her sleep while writing a bisexual dissertation proving the existence of Tropper for NASA.
  7. pumpernickel

    pumpernickel Crow

    Looked at the site: it's meh at the moment. It needs to refine its categories but then again most porn is much of a muchness, with same actors, scripts, etc. But as an aside, if you're spending more than 20 mins on porn, then you have serious problems! :)
  8. Maple

    Maple Clanker

    Thank you ARRSE, the gift that keeps on giving
  9. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie Clanker MiA (Donor)

    Can't see much difference to other porn vid sites to be honest.
  10. I thought xnxx was pretty good.

    All hail Emperor Mong.
  11. Ninja_Turtle

    Ninja_Turtle Clanker

  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB Clanker Moderator

    I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate medical condition, tell me exactly how long have you suffered with premature ejaculation.
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  13. Flatt Stanley

    Flatt Stanley Clanker

    Tell me he's not the scouser that rang our helpdesk to ask what he should do as he'd just come over his keyboard. The girl who answered hung up twice. Third time his call was taken by a bloke. Turned out he was deadly serious and aggrieved not to to be listened to. He had only one keyboard and a lot to look at.

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  14. pumpernickel

    pumpernickel Crow

    :) :) I'm female! I can come in five minutes flat in the toilet if the mood takes me. I wonder what the record is on ARRSE?
    cantbearsed2 likes this.
  15. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann Clanker Supporter - GCM

    Keep talking like that and you may just find out.
    BONNACON, ACAB, Bladesman and 3 others like this.

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