Para and Ord Virtual deathmatch

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ord_Sgt, Jan 31, 2010.

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  1. auscam
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    A deeply sublimated desire for Colin Firth's colon, I'd say.
     
  2. DavetheApe
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    He's gone very quiet. Clearly, he's searching Amazon for a boxed set of Pride and Prej.

    As he said earlier... "The Horror!" :p
     
  3. auscam
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    Jane fucking Eyre? A wah, surely, I lasted about half a page 20 years ago...
     
  4. GrizzlyPanda
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    You even STARTED? You raving poofter...
     
  5. auscam
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    I know, I still feel soiled. I plead towering boredom, m'lud.

    What about this fucking deathmatch? EH?
     
  6. mistersoft
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    He wasn't reading it. He was using it to light the 'barbie'.
     
  7. GrizzlyPanda
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    Why don't you START shagging some bloke up the arse while you're at it 8O :D

    Aye, where the feck is the blood and screaming. Get on with it, ladies.
     
  8. futurebootie
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    Actually I was having a sh1t, but hey.
    And its for School, fcuktards, they told me reading FHM didn't count.

    Anyway enough slagging off the african, jealous fcuks..

    Bring the pain! (anyone want biltong? Got a whole packet)
     
  9. smartascarrots
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    I'll stick to threads which lack teddy-hurling tantrums from frustrated two-shedders, thank you very much.
     
  10. futurebootie
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    Spoil sport.
     
  11. smartascarrots
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    The head of China Investment Corporation explaining why he took the decision to buy into Morgan Stanley: "If there is a big fat rabbit, we will shoot it. Some people will say we were shot by Morgan Stanley, but who knows."

    They have money. They have brains. They have talent. They have a long-term view of governance and geopolitics.

    Altogether now, "Míngtian shi shuyu wode..."
     
  12. Monty417
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    :? :? What's wrong with Chinese? I like a No 35 for four people, with extra flied lice and beansplouts.
     
  13. Woofer829
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    Not the one made in China :D
     
  14. Alec_Lomas
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    My bold - Nope............. I'm not derailing this thread but.............. Blair's son has joined the MS ranks. You don't think that he's been privileged to some inside track info from the Swiss One :?
     
  15. JesterRIP
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    I thought that too, but then I also remember that one they did about Maggie and the Falklands. It made me wonder, how do they really know what was said it that office at the time? Or is it just another way of making their own look favourable in the public eye? E.g. The public think we are a bunch of untrustworthy, expense-creaming smug fat-cats - let's pick out a prominent politician that actually DID something useful, was instrumental as SoS etc, and show the public what we're about.