Limbless midget porn

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  1. CC_TA
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    CC_TA LE

    I've just had a request for midget amputee porn.

    Now I've got midget porn and amputee porn but not the two together. The specific request is two total amputee midgets shagging each other. (Or being more specify, if possible, two getting held together.)

    Can I find any - Nope!

    All assistance, however deviant, greatly appreciated.
     
  2. Ravers
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    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    You need to google "nugget fucking".
     
  3. Flash MacTavish
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    Flash MacTavish LE

    Wait a bit, it is my experience that all threads eventually turn to the subject of nude midget wrestling, and then can midget amputee porn be far behind?
     
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  4. jinxy
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    Can a midget be fisted by an armless type?
     
  5. CC_TA
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    CC_TA LE

    But they can be fisted by the carer! ;-)
     
  6. The_Featherman
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    The_Featherman

    I don't even want to think what that will bring up (apart from my dinner) Now get back to making some more 'them' sunglasses - Christmas is coming and I've presents to buy !
     
  7. Tinman74
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    Nah but the can space dock!!
     
  8. HHH
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    You've had a request for ! What are you, some sort of Porn DJ ?
    Or, are you too embrassed to say you want to look at some yourself ?
     
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  9. maguire
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    limbless midgets? they wont have a leg to stand on.
     
  10. CC_TA
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    CC_TA LE

    One of the lads was disgusted that I didn't have on my hard drive, he's tried searching online but fuck all. If nothing comes up I think I'm gonna have to take a trip out with me camera and a machete and fuck up some locals.
     
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  11. TheIronDuke
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    They would if their nickname for their head was 'leg', wouldn't they? Smartarse. Jesus. Some people just cannot take an honest request for an assist seriously. Tosser.
     
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  12. DeadHorse
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    DeadHorse Old-Salt

    I would like to help you out here......
    The exit is clearly marked.
     
  13. TheIronDuke
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    See what you have done now with your fucking dwarf amputee porn bollocks? Do you? Do you see? God help us all.

    walt.JPG
     
  14. To clarify, how much amputation is required? Is one limb per 'actor' enough, or do you require quads all round?
     
  15. CC_TA
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    At least we might get some responses and some decent links!

    Any of you IBA mob out there; feel free to post some links if you've got some! Cheers one and all. ;-)
     

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