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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CC_TA, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. CC_TA
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    CC_TA Clanker Supporter - GCM

    I've just had a request for midget amputee porn.

    Now I've got midget porn and amputee porn but not the two together. The specific request is two total amputee midgets shagging each other. (Or being more specify, if possible, two getting held together.)

    Can I find any - Nope!

    All assistance, however deviant, greatly appreciated.
  2. Ravers
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    Ravers Clanker

    You need to google "nugget fucking".
  3. Wait a bit, it is my experience that all threads eventually turn to the subject of nude midget wrestling, and then can midget amputee porn be far behind?
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  4. jinxy
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    Can a midget be fisted by an armless type?
  5. CC_TA
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    CC_TA Clanker Supporter - GCM

    But they can be fisted by the carer! ;-)
  6. The_Featherman
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    I don't even want to think what that will bring up (apart from my dinner) Now get back to making some more 'them' sunglasses - Christmas is coming and I've presents to buy !
  7. Tinman74
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    Tinman74 Clanker Book Reviewer

    Nah but the can space dock!!
  8. HHH
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    You've had a request for ! What are you, some sort of Porn DJ ?
    Or, are you too embrassed to say you want to look at some yourself ?
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  9. maguire
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    maguire Clanker Book Reviewer

    limbless midgets? they wont have a leg to stand on.
  10. CC_TA
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    CC_TA Clanker Supporter - GCM

    One of the lads was disgusted that I didn't have on my hard drive, he's tried searching online but fuck all. If nothing comes up I think I'm gonna have to take a trip out with me camera and a machete and fuck up some locals.
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  11. TheIronDuke
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    They would if their nickname for their head was 'leg', wouldn't they? Smartarse. Jesus. Some people just cannot take an honest request for an assist seriously. Tosser.
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  12. DeadHorse
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    I would like to help you out here......
    The exit is clearly marked.
  13. TheIronDuke
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    TheIronDuke Clanker Book Reviewer MiA (Donor)

    See what you have done now with your fucking dwarf amputee porn bollocks? Do you? Do you see? God help us all.

    walt.JPG
  14. Mattb
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    To clarify, how much amputation is required? Is one limb per 'actor' enough, or do you require quads all round?
  15. CC_TA
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    CC_TA Clanker Supporter - GCM

    At least we might get some responses and some decent links!

    Any of you IBA mob out there; feel free to post some links if you've got some! Cheers one and all. ;-)

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