last night

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  1. snowboardmic

    snowboardmic Old-Salt

    last night, in a pre warm up for st patricks day i chatted up a 54 year old mother of two in an irish pub...she was lovely and said her ex husband was a selous scout...i neglected to get her phone number! Shall i call walt or pursue this matter?
  2. Lardbeast

    Lardbeast LE

    I say go for it. The worst that could happen is you'll get killed and eaten if he's for real.

  3. Joker62

    Joker62 LE Book Reviewer
    1. Arrse on 2 Wheels
    2. London

    Why? Is it going to impact on your life? The fact that a bint actually knew about the Selous Scouts is pretty good going in itself, so I'd leave it.
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  4. snowboardmic

    snowboardmic Old-Salt

    they look quite mean..i'm getting on the bus to said city and i'm going to take her punish her for marrying a white bigot..thanks for the advice BTW but my heart is in it...i can hear the sash playing right we fucking go...RIOT
  5. llech

    llech LE

    What Joker62 said!
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby LE

    So, some bint who you could of had all nighters with mentions a rather hard bunch of soldiers and you jib out.

    I call man walt on you.

    You big fucking jesse.
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  7. Koschei

    Koschei LE

    Oh dear.
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  8. dixie-basher

    dixie-basher War Hero

    Go for it yer feckin' eedjit.

    Guinness and double Jamesons all round.
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  9. snowboardmic

    snowboardmic Old-Salt

    oh right.. i get your point of view...i'm doing my best to rectify the situation, i will report you called me a walt i have no choice
  10. why arent you bootin her hoop in now ya marmite farmer
  11. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie LE

    FFS, she has two kids so you KNOW she fucks and you didn't get her number?

    Are you a homosexualist?
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  12. fltpilot

    fltpilot On ROPs

    at that age milfs go even better as they worry it could be their last shag!
    you should be balls deep by now if you had got her number last night.
    a box of chocs, some flowers & your in!!!
  13. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper LE

    Real men with Real Rifles. :)
  14. PrinceAlbert


    You're more interested about whether her ex was really a Selous Scout over boning the shit out of her?

    Get a fucking life you queer.
  15. Tartan_Terrier

    Tartan_Terrier LE

    And lovely shorts!