Kylie - Soon to be 44

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  1. Mr_Tigger
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    Mr_Tigger

    Why is she wearing sunglasses when it is clearly rainy?
     
  2. nogbad
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    nogbad Old-Salt

    Obviously been on the p**s the previous night
     
  3. Because she can
     
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  4. Kirkz
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    Kirkz

    I'd craw a mile naked over broken red hot glass to use her shit for toothpaste :)

    *Thrap thrap thrap thrap thrap Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)
     
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  5. Mr_Tigger
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    Mr_Tigger

    Well that's me told.
     
  6. She already is!
     
  7. Alsacien
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    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Friend of mine was her bodyguard for a while, he has only good things to say about her (and no, he did not do her).
    In pictures next to him she is tiny, perv's dream.
     
  8. Pitswamper
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    Pitswamper LE

    I'd allow her to wear me out sexually I suppose, as long as there wasn't anything good on telly.:wink:
    I tend to salivate at the mere mention of her name, drooling uncontronably now, not just from the mouth.
     
  9. vvaannmmaann
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    vvaannmmaann LE

    Sunglasses in the rain? -
    they mean I'm a sleb and I don't want anyone to recognise me so I'll wear torn denim micro shorts which won't hide the cellulite,a leather jacket with a big red heart acrosss the chest a Ban the Bomb logo on the back and stupid boots so I look taller.
    And despite the outfit I don't want to be photographed either.
     
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  10. Blokeonabike
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    Blokeonabike LE

    She may be 44 but she is almost as well preserved as I am at 45. I think we would be a good match so, if anyone has her number, please tell her to give me a call. I'll make all her dreams come true (as long as all her dreams involve being shagged senseless 24/7 for the rest of her life).
     
  11. Kirkz
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    Kirkz

    Kylie is also a few tons lighter than that fucking gangling auld ragwort!
     
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  12. goatrutar
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    goatrutar

    Ah, it's dog food woman again. I would batter the fuck out of Kylie's fart box though.
     
  13. vvaannmmaann
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    vvaannmmaann LE

    First time for everything I suppose.
     
  14. Kirkz
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    Kirkz

    What have you done with VG?
    You've black nastied him to a chair and are busy destroying his hard earned rep aren't you, you utter cad!