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Kylie - Soon to be 44

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by heard_it_all_before, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Mr_Tigger


    Why is she wearing sunglasses when it is clearly rainy?
  2. nogbad

    nogbad Clanker

    Obviously been on the p**s the previous night
  3. Legs

    Legs Clanker Book Reviewer Supporter - GCM
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    Because she can
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  4. Kirkz


    I'd craw a mile naked over broken red hot glass to use her shit for toothpaste :)

    *Thrap thrap thrap thrap thrap Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)
  5. Mr_Tigger


    Well that's me told.
  6. Alsacien

    Alsacien Clanker Moderator MiA (Donor)

    Friend of mine was her bodyguard for a while, he has only good things to say about her (and no, he did not do her).
    In pictures next to him she is tiny, perv's dream.
  7. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper Clanker

    I'd allow her to wear me out sexually I suppose, as long as there wasn't anything good on telly.:wink:
    I tend to salivate at the mere mention of her name, drooling uncontronably now, not just from the mouth.
  8. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann Clanker Supporter - GCM

    Sunglasses in the rain? -
    they mean I'm a sleb and I don't want anyone to recognise me so I'll wear torn denim micro shorts which won't hide the cellulite,a leather jacket with a big red heart acrosss the chest a Ban the Bomb logo on the back and stupid boots so I look taller.
    And despite the outfit I don't want to be photographed either.
  9. Blokeonabike

    Blokeonabike Clanker

    She may be 44 but she is almost as well preserved as I am at 45. I think we would be a good match so, if anyone has her number, please tell her to give me a call. I'll make all her dreams come true (as long as all her dreams involve being shagged senseless 24/7 for the rest of her life).
  10. Kirkz


    Kylie is also a few tons lighter than that fucking gangling auld ragwort!
  11. goatrutar

    goatrutar Clanker

    Ah, it's dog food woman again. I would batter the fuck out of Kylie's fart box though.
  12. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann Clanker Supporter - GCM

    First time for everything I suppose.
  13. Kirkz


    What have you done with VG?
    You've black nastied him to a chair and are busy destroying his hard earned rep aren't you, you utter cad!
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