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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by heard_it_all_before, Apr 20, 2012.
Why is she wearing sunglasses when it is clearly rainy?
Obviously been on the p**s the previous night
Because she can
I'd craw a mile naked over broken red hot glass to use her shit for toothpaste
*Thrap thrap thrap thrap thrap Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Well that's me told.
She already is!
Friend of mine was her bodyguard for a while, he has only good things to say about her (and no, he did not do her).
In pictures next to him she is tiny, perv's dream.
I'd allow her to wear me out sexually I suppose, as long as there wasn't anything good on telly.
I tend to salivate at the mere mention of her name, drooling uncontronably now, not just from the mouth.
Sunglasses in the rain? -
they mean I'm a sleb and I don't want anyone to recognise me so I'll wear torn denim micro shorts which won't hide the cellulite,a leather jacket with a big red heart acrosss the chest a Ban the Bomb logo on the back and stupid boots so I look taller.
And despite the outfit I don't want to be photographed either.
She may be 44 but she is almost as well preserved as I am at 45. I think we would be a good match so, if anyone has her number, please tell her to give me a call. I'll make all her dreams come true (as long as all her dreams involve being shagged senseless 24/7 for the rest of her life).
Kylie is also a few tons lighter than that fucking gangling auld ragwort!
Ah, it's dog food woman again. I would batter the fuck out of Kylie's fart box though.
First time for everything I suppose.
What have you done with VG?
You've black nastied him to a chair and are busy destroying his hard earned rep aren't you, you utter cad!
Most of you people are married to birds like that.
Perv. Bet you wanna do it with the lights off, as well.
Good job I'm single then
Though I do admit to fucking much worse
She was wearing those shorts when I saw her a few weeks ago, wonder if they've been washed since
Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
I'd wear Kylie like a horses' feed-bag. Her legs over my shoulders, me lapping away like an over-excited and thirsty labrador puppy.
Only if she consented, obviously.
But you serve a purpose. You are like a recycling system for ugly women...a sort of Flange Bank.
I would be a little concerned about breaking her - but it wouldnt stop me.
What? In a pot of water with veggies floating in it over a fire while surrounded by ugly buggers with bones through their noses?
Just 5 foot tall eh?
Sounds like shed be a bit of a spinner.
My "wouldn't you just" Kylie moment, oddly, is this video...
Nick Cave + Kylie Minogue - Death is not the end - YouTube
Hutchence had a go at her, I reckon she'd be filthy.... Strangulation, pooing on your face, the lot.
"Nice legs, shame about her boat race"
Sorry Kyle but you have lost too much weight, and the botox is bad too.
I'm just popping outside Captain, I may be a little time....
More of a reason to use the 'ignore' option
Emma Kennedy from "Hustle".
Dead spit for Kylie, but possibly better looking.