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Jimmy, Gary & Now Freddie!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. fltpilot
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  2. trowel
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    After much thought and soul seeking I have decided that the right and proper thing to do is to hand myself over to the authorities. When I was 14 I did grope, and indeed, fondle girls of a similar age. I am bereft, I now realise that I was an underage paedophile. Will those middle aged ladies they have become ever find it in their hearts to forgive me. Sob.
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    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
    Her knickers all tattered and torn
    It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her
    It was Jimmy Savile with the horn.
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  4. Major Fuckwit
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    Dear Sir, you are a dirty, dirty bastard. But fucking funny with it. Keep up the good work.
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    So rumours turn into facts and into scandals.... particularly when the person is dead.

    Whats next? Someone claiming they saw Leonard Cheshire VC wearing a frock? Winston Churchill hanging out the back of a goat? Mother Theresa pissed up on cider in the Bigg Market offering a back scuttle for a bag of chips?
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  6. sunami
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    Even his own family have started to disclose JS's proclivities Uncle Jimmy took me to his sick parties: Nephew tells how his childhood was stolen at 13 | Mail Online
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  10. the_guru
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    No wonder his favourite song was Teenage Kicks....
  11. Grumblegrunt
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    I am currently awaiting the headline - 'Freddy Starr ate my tampon'
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