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Jimmy, Gary & Now Freddie!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. fltpilot

    fltpilot Clanker MiA (Donor)

  2. trowel


    After much thought and soul seeking I have decided that the right and proper thing to do is to hand myself over to the authorities. When I was 14 I did grope, and indeed, fondle girls of a similar age. I am bereft, I now realise that I was an underage paedophile. Will those middle aged ladies they have become ever find it in their hearts to forgive me. Sob.
  3. sunami

    sunami Clanker

    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
    Her knickers all tattered and torn
    It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her
    It was Jimmy Savile with the horn.
    jimmys_best_mate likes this.
  4. Major Fuckwit

    Major Fuckwit Clanker

    Dear Sir, you are a dirty, dirty bastard. But fucking funny with it. Keep up the good work.
  5. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer Clanker Book Reviewer MiA (Donor)

    So rumours turn into facts and into scandals.... particularly when the person is dead.

    Whats next? Someone claiming they saw Leonard Cheshire VC wearing a frock? Winston Churchill hanging out the back of a goat? Mother Theresa pissed up on cider in the Bigg Market offering a back scuttle for a bag of chips?
    Chef likes this.
  6. sunami

    sunami Clanker

    Even his own family have started to disclose JS's proclivities Uncle Jimmy took me to his sick parties: Nephew tells how his childhood was stolen at 13 | Mail Online
  7. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer Clanker Book Reviewer MiA (Donor)

  8. sunami

    sunami Clanker

  9. Pebbles015

    Pebbles015 Clanker

  10. the_guru

    the_guru Clanker MiA (Donor)

    No wonder his favourite song was Teenage Kicks....
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt Clanker Book Reviewer

    I am currently awaiting the headline - 'Freddy Starr ate my tampon'

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