Fantasy Genocide. ( A bit like Room 101, but with more screams of pain and terror, and lots and lots of spent brass.) Excuse the misanthropy of this post, but I have a hangover. If the country fell under a fascist dictatorship, and you had to carry out a mass-killing before you could go weekenders, who would you like most to see lined up along the lip of the trench awaiting a round to the back of the skull? Apart from the most obvious contenders, IE nearly all the past and present contestants off Big Brother, this is my wish list of people who's NOK would be receiving a bill for cartridge, 9mm, x1: 1.people who dial 999 because they cannot program their video-recorder 2.Portsmouth's Chav population 3.Everybody who drives into the West Country during Bank Holidays and throws McDonalds wrappers and bottles of p*ss out of the window of their cars along the A30 4.Everyone who has ever committed road-rage, or looks like they might. ( a good catch all, that). 5.People who buy houses near airfields, and then start dripping about the noise. 6.Portsmouth's Chavs, again. (just a quick burst into the bottom of the trench to make sure) 7.People who commit genocide..oops We will walk on a road of bones!