I was a Swinger..

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  1. spent_case
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    spent_case Old-Salt

    I have heard of this place. I believe the Natives burn leaves and inhale the smoke. Foolish savages - that'll never catch on.
     
  2. Markintime
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    Markintime LE

    Isle of Man?
     
  3. rickshaw-major
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    I have heard that in future, when we are suppressing the local natives, the politicians plan to introduce something called "Rules of Engagement". Does anybody know how this works?
     
  4. Alsacien
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    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Yeah - not very well.........
     
  5. Alec_Lomas
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    Saw a drawing by some old eyetie called Da Vinci. This machine thing with blades on the top, apparently it's designed to fly... haha...haha....haha....haha. Can't see us wasting our resources on those fcukers.
     
  6. smartascarrots
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    I think it's a typo. He must mean those new-fangled pens.
     
  7. smartascarrots
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    smartascarrots LE

    Well, it's not like they'd be the answer to any intensive combat situation or anything.
     
  8. Markintime
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    Markintime LE

    Could you imagine trying to fight a war with those things cluttering up the sky?
     
  9. milsum
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    milsum

    That'll never take off.





    (coat, gone)
     
  10. VanHelsing
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    You mean man could fly....You'll be saying the Earth is round next


    VH
     
  11. Grownup_Rafbrat
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    And I bet you'll be implying that it goes round the sun.

    That idea will never catch on either!
     
  12. Markintime
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    He's clearly mad, this was found in his drawings too, they'll never find anyone with enough balls to do that into battle.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. FrankIG
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    Well this fcuking Gobmint certainly isn't 'wasting' money on them. :evil:
     
  14. FrankIG
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    FrankIG War Hero

    Not till they've had their brains removed anyway!!! hehe After all what would we call such troops?
     
  15. smartascarrots
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    The name'd be pretty irrelevant. They'd only wind up disbanded in 70 years or so as being redundant on the battlefield. :twisted: