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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Spursluv, Apr 29, 2005.
"Not being funny but.........."
Grrrr irritates me
I'm not being funny ( ) but I hate people that say......
"At the end of the day....."
It's for your benefit not ours.
I'm not being funny, but at the end of the day I hate people who say "Basically..."
It hurts me more then it hurts you! Eh, what a load of bollocks
Another one is when people say "oh at the weekend I stuck a marrow up my arse AS YOU DO" AS YOU DO, what the feck is that all about?
I hate people.
Or "No I like him, NOT" - Makes me want to kick them right in the face
They hate you too
Awwww bless, what a shit one that is, and I agree with the NOT comment, thats the worst one yet, and when people do the speech mark thingies with their hands
"What do you mean"?
I don't like it when people say "bothered" either
"Time gentlemen please"
I hate those comedy tie wearing c-unts in the office, who, when you have the common decency to ask them how they are doing, reply
"Not three bad."
If you ever say this, have said it, or are thinking of saying it, don't. Your not fcuking funny or witty or clever. Your just a bit of a c-unt, so don't bother. And ditch the Homer Simpson tie, you can't buy a personality for 8 quid.
I hate people who say "It's alright. He's only being friendly" with reference to the creature presently gnawing on your Grandma's neck.
I also hate people who use the expression "Hit the ground running." These are usually officers and usually complete tools.
I hate people who use the words totally and cool in the same sentence especially with an american accent.
And most of all I hate the expression "...as the actress said to the bishop." This wasn't ever funny and those who use it need to be crucified upside down over a pile of burning tyres.
Im not being funny but at the end of the day, basically what im trying to say is....
I hate people who mix up sayings e.g...
Its different when the shoe is on the other hand???!.....
Too many cooks make light work??!!!
'Its character building stuff ' really winds me up especially said by young sprogs from Sandhurst. If i need my character building i'd let him/her know.
"I don't like to say I told you so but......"
Mainly because I enjoy saying 'I fecking told you so'
"Step off to the time I call ........"
The one that gets me?
Is the speech pattern where people make a question out of ...like...everything ?
'cos they've been watching frikkin' NEIGHBOURS too long ?
it REALLY ?
gets on my tits ?
...so no retirement home in Bristol for grumpy old goats then ?
that and BLOODY empowerment !
"You're in you're own time now"
Bloody hell the list's endless!
You can rely on Labour to deliver.....
Yeah what it is right..........
Argghh whats the matter with people, and what this one all about "And I was like... and they were like"
Oh yeah never thought of that one
"As I said before.."
... I was not listenin to you before you borin cnut and I am not gonna listen now either...
Just for you
Insert the american accent
That's fine - I can live with that.
"well to be honest"........ aaaaaaaahhhhhhh