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Hooped Earrings-Mark of Chav Scum

I am led to believe that the size of the earing is a direct reference to the slackness of the vag of the chav in question. So if you see rings you could fit your fist through..........
 
Hooped earrings are ******* mega!!

There's a shithole pub in Nottingham called Revival that is a magnet for shopgirls dressed as St Trinians and fat birds poured into 'sexy' nurse outfits. It stays open late so once you've been kicked out of a decent club for decorating the dancefloor or threatening to kill the DJ for not playing Candy Flips 'Strawberry Fields' you head off there looking for the largest pair of hooped earrings you can find with a bottle of WKD Blue in each hand.

It's almost impossible not to end the night in the entrance to the car park on Market Street having a pierced tongue rubbed around your bellend as you drop bits of your kebab on to the top of her head.

Lush.
 
When that's true, Jennifer Lopez must have a wizard's sleeve which Ali Bongo would have been proud of!

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When do you wake up one morning and think "you know what, the one thing missing from my life is a pierced hoop" and by **** that must have hurt.
 
Throw in some cheap Rangers FC jewelery,knock off shellsuit & fake Addidas trainers & the chav becomes a Belfast Millie!
 
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