Before I become a total cnut and derail one of the best threads on the arrse; http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/160524-whats-holy-grail-unseen-celebrity-tits.html Hoopy Earrings. Worn by chav women. Who can disagree? The sort that hang around town centres screeching, drunk on bitch piss and who just won't clear off or shut up when told to. They've nothing to say and saying it far too loud. I don't care how tight their snatch is or how hot their body is, you wear hoopy earrings and you're one gregs pasty away from this lot. Fire up the outrage bus, preferably the one with the exhaust pipe that goes back up into the passenger compartment.