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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Outstanding, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. johnboyzzz
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    johnboyzzz Clanker MiA (Donor)


    No thanks, don't want them there :lol:
  2. Outstanding
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    Outstanding Clanker

    and......................???
  3. Gremlin
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    Gremlin Clanker Good Egg (charities)

    Go and read 'Picking up the Brass', or at a push, use Google.
  4. Ah yes. Yes, you're right. It's an easy mistake for such a chaste young maiden to make.
  5. Monty417
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    It's not called rusty tromboning for nothing. Always check for skidmarks first, especially with some Arrsers.
  6. Outstanding
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    OK, tromboning, aka playing the trombone is when a girl or guy (depending in what situation you find yourself), licks your anal hole and jacks you off at the same time. Just imagine actually playing a real trombone, imagine a guy standing up while a girl licks his hole while reaching around and jacking him off.
  7. Gremlin
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    TBH I think that you were pretty much the only one that didn't realise that; you poor sheltered wee mannie you! :D
  8. ex_colonial
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    If its the same bird that did it to me many, many years ago, then yes! :x
    The silly cow had fingernails like mini bayonets and I thought she was trying to rip my colon to bits, and so I most definately did not like it up me! :x
    Mind you another bird who gently used her vibrator on my perineum whilst giving me a blow job caused a veritable "old faithfull" geyser of jism to ejaculate! :)
  9. Dashing_Chap
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    What's that? Your missus stuck her finger up your ricker? Surely she should be sucking on it by now!

    I agree with ravers, there's nothing finer in life than licking a posh, skinny girl's bumhole on the first date.

    ~DC
  10. Dashing_Chap
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  11. eodmatt
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    STOP IT!!! I've got blue balls now after reading that and it will be at least another week before I can shake the mud of UK from my shoes and find a compliant LBFM. :(
  12. Outstanding
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    Definitely Rendered Safe!
  13. Robert_Da_Hero
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    You take rejection badly.
  14. RearWords
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  15. RearWords
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    Bad day Jarrod? You should try some relaxation techniques...let the anger go. 8)

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