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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Outstanding, Jun 15, 2010.
No thanks, don't want them there
Go and read 'Picking up the Brass', or at a push, use Google.
Ah yes. Yes, you're right. It's an easy mistake for such a chaste young maiden to make.
It's not called rusty tromboning for nothing. Always check for skidmarks first, especially with some Arrsers.
OK, tromboning, aka playing the trombone is when a girl or guy (depending in what situation you find yourself), licks your anal hole and jacks you off at the same time. Just imagine actually playing a real trombone, imagine a guy standing up while a girl licks his hole while reaching around and jacking him off.
TBH I think that you were pretty much the only one that didn't realise that; you poor sheltered wee mannie you!
If its the same bird that did it to me many, many years ago, then yes!
The silly cow had fingernails like mini bayonets and I thought she was trying to rip my colon to bits, and so I most definately did not like it up me!
Mind you another bird who gently used her vibrator on my perineum whilst giving me a blow job caused a veritable "old faithfull" geyser of jism to ejaculate!
What's that? Your missus stuck her finger up your ricker? Surely she should be sucking on it by now!
I agree with ravers, there's nothing finer in life than licking a posh, skinny girl's bumhole on the first date.
Apparently it's well documented by medical science too!
STOP IT!!! I've got blue balls now after reading that and it will be at least another week before I can shake the mud of UK from my shoes and find a compliant LBFM.
Definitely Rendered Safe!
You take rejection badly.
Nonsense you want this up there
Bad day Jarrod? You should try some relaxation techniques...let the anger go.
Oohh I'm all scared...not.
OMG I am stopping this now - gotta save up and buy one!
I tried this on my husband a few years ago, in retaliation for his obsession with trying to do me up the arse. I only got my digit in a fraction before he shot off the bed declaring " fook off our lass yer nae doing that tae me, eeee that's fookin gay like".
The long lasting benefit now is that if he gets any funny ideas about bum sex I just waggle my middle finger at him and he shuts up.
if you feel your missing out, Moody, your welcome to lube me up
My standards are low, but not THAT low.