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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. A Worker
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  2. kingoffintry
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    So she could give two fcuks
  3. eodmatt
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    Twice the fun.
  4. DeadHorse
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    My doctor told me I have two pricks.
    It least that is what I thought he said.
    He discovered it when I was doing one of those eye chart thingies.
    He recommended bi-fuckalls. :)
  5. Fat_Cav
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    There's me hoping two lots of dripping quim to eat . . . unfortunately not

    She's proper lush though
  6. Sparky2339
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    Hmmm, in my yoof we'd have called her a bag off, as in "to bag off or pull".

    I suppose today we'd call that a bogof - buy one get one free.

    Hazel two twats.
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  7. Nobby Sapper
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    Proper photographic evidence is needed here.
    I can't believe she has actually got two holes AND and arsehole. What position would they be, side by side or in tandem? All smells a bit fishy to me.

    (She looks like a young Heather Locklear, and I would . Even though she is damaged goods)
  8. Mattb
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    Blimey, you'd need a whole fire-team to make her airtight.




    Definately would though!
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  9. Hector_Chavez_V
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    I could fit my tongue in both holes at a push..
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  10. LancePrivateJones
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    All we need is a dog with two dicks and we have a blockbuster,
  11. CC_TA
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    You could carry her home like a bowling ball! :)

    Wasn't she in Bizarre mag not long ago?
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  13. CC_TA
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    Smash! x2 ;-)
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  14. count_duckula
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    One hole that divides: so a weird kind of divider effect. Not sure why she's telling everyone on telly though, the dirty slunt. Unless she's advertising "services", in which case I'd be glad to let her bath in a jizz/piss cocktail. Mmmm.
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  15. donmac
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    "Double Uterus ?" Sounds like something you'd throw at to finish a game of darts
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