DP Anyone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. A Worker

    A Worker War Hero

  2. kingoffintry

    kingoffintry Swinger

    So she could give two fcuks
  3. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Twice the fun.
  4. DeadHorse

    DeadHorse Old-Salt

    My doctor told me I have two pricks.
    It least that is what I thought he said.
    He discovered it when I was doing one of those eye chart thingies.
    He recommended bi-fuckalls. :)
  5. Fat_Cav

    Fat_Cav LE

    There's me hoping two lots of dripping quim to eat . . . unfortunately not

    She's proper lush though
  6. Sparky2339

    Sparky2339 LE

    Hmmm, in my yoof we'd have called her a bag off, as in "to bag off or pull".

    I suppose today we'd call that a bogof - buy one get one free.

    Hazel two twats.
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  7. Nobby Sapper

    Nobby Sapper LE

    Proper photographic evidence is needed here.
    I can't believe she has actually got two holes AND and arsehole. What position would they be, side by side or in tandem? All smells a bit fishy to me.

    (She looks like a young Heather Locklear, and I would . Even though she is damaged goods)
  8. Mattb

    Mattb LE

    Blimey, you'd need a whole fire-team to make her airtight.

    Definately would though!
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  9. Hector_Chavez_V


    I could fit my tongue in both holes at a push..
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  10. All we need is a dog with two dicks and we have a blockbuster,
  11. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    You could carry her home like a bowling ball! :)

    Wasn't she in Bizarre mag not long ago?
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  12. slipperman

    slipperman LE

  13. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE


    Smash! x2 ;-)
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  14. count_duckula

    count_duckula War Hero

    One hole that divides: so a weird kind of divider effect. Not sure why she's telling everyone on telly though, the dirty slunt. Unless she's advertising "services", in which case I'd be glad to let her bath in a jizz/piss cocktail. Mmmm.
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  15. donmac

    donmac LE

    "Double Uterus ?" Sounds like something you'd throw at to finish a game of darts
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