DCI April Casburn

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  1. Nobby Sapper
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    Nobby Sapper LE

    Anti-terrorist plod, been a naughty girl. Leaking to the media.

    53 yr old, looks to have a fine set of jubblies.
    I cetainly wood!!

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  2. SUU23
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    Doesn't look happy, does she?
  3. Tricky1982
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    Chassis looks alright, cab looks a bit Pat Sharpe though
  4. SUU23
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    I'd have said a rough Jan Leeming
  5. Chef
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    Usual charge.
  6. Nobby Sapper
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    Nobby Sapper LE

    Ta Cheffy, my typo.
  7. revmodes
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    Some official secrets act breaches as well? Gitmo is nice at this time of year, top up the tan.
  8. goatrutar
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    Am I the only one aroused by the thought of her in an orange jump suit?
  9. SUU23
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    Cell block H Lezzer action
  10. Chef
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    Do you suppose she still has her WPC uniform?
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  11. ACAB
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    If she's a Met DCI that's probably her preferred method of Interrogation.
  12. goatrutar
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    I'd smash her to bits with my love truncheon.
  13. ACAB
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    Get with the program FFS, you mean 'smash her to bits with your love ASP'.

    Truncheons are so yesterday!
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  14. Provost
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    I think that you may somehow have to contrive to be convicted of a serious criminal offence and be sent to a women's prison to serve your time. Even then you're going to have to join a queue of very aggressive and competitive dykes.

    She's just been found guilty.
  15. Talent
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    "Casburn will be sentenced later this month on a date to be fixed and was released on unconditional bail until then.
    The court heard that she is currently in the process of adopting a three-year-old child.
    Mr Justice Fulford said: 'A real possibility is an immediate custodial sentence, but I’m obviously going to have to consider very carefully the issues that we’ve ventilated this afternoon and any other mitigation."
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    Now there's a thing, another wheeze to get out of jail free. If the prospect of being naughty is a jail sentence, quickly set up a process to adopt a kid. Although don't you think that a conviction would stop one adopting?

    Remember, you heard it here (but not first)!




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