British Army Mission Statement

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  1. Anyone got any views on what the "vision" statement for the Army should be? All ideas welcome!

    So far:

    "It's all arrse"
    "Kill The Queen's enemies"
    "Defend UK Interests and defeat its enemies"
    "Be the best land component army in the world"...
  2. The British Army: Coming to an African country near you, SOON!
    (Only on Sky News)

  3. Army.... Be the best (before labour cuts your regiments in half!!)8O

    agent smith
  4. Army - fight and die for politicians lies..
  5. The British Army in the 21st Century..... Do more and more with less and less!
  6. "Join the British Army and learn how to scrounge ammo & equipment from the Spams"
    "British Army: striving to maintain the place of the bayonet in modern warfare"
    "Under paid, under equipped, and over there"
  7. Has to be the old classic
    "Army be depressed"
    or even
    "Army if only you had tried harder at school"
    "Army get patronised by the Sun"
  8. Army.....Work Harder, Not Smarter. (after Dilbert)
  9. msr

    msr LE

    The British Army: Trained in Europe, dressed for the jungle, fighting in the desert.

  10. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Army soldier- wear a vest.
  11. Army - undermanned, overstretched and over there.
  12. Army be a pest
  13. Multi purpose mission statement:

    The purpose of the army is to (fight/help/burn) the countries (enemies/fires/cows/flab/moral dereliction) in order to (win/bring peace to/knock crap out of) the (war/election/enemy/french)

    (enemy and french are interchangeable)
  14. army: get mucked about
  15. "Join the Navy and see the world, Join the Army and clean it."

    "Join the army and get shouted at all day for sod all money. then go to war for the same politicians that stab you in the back at every given chance, and wont give you the kit you need to do their dirty work. Then get shot in the stomach, because you had no body armour, and die cold and alone in the armpit of the world."

    That should have the recruits pouring in ;)