British Army Mission Statement

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  1. Yorkie
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    Yorkie Old-Salt

    Anyone got any views on what the "vision" statement for the Army should be? All ideas welcome!

    So far:

    "It's all arrse"
    "Kill The Queen's enemies"
    "Defend UK Interests and defeat its enemies"
    "Be the best land component army in the world"...
     
  2. SKJOLD
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    SKJOLD LE

    The British Army: Coming to an African country near you, SOON!
    (Only on Sky News)

    SK
     
  3. Agent_Smith
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    Agent_Smith LE

    Army.... Be the best (before labour cuts your regiments in half!!)8O

    agent smith
     
  4. canteen_cowboy
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    canteen_cowboy LE

    Army - fight and die for politicians lies..
     
  5. Plant-Pilot
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    Plant-Pilot LE

    The British Army in the 21st Century..... Do more and more with less and less!
     
  6. stoatman
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    stoatman LE

    "Join the British Army and learn how to scrounge ammo & equipment from the Spams"
    "British Army: striving to maintain the place of the bayonet in modern warfare"
    "Under paid, under equipped, and over there"
     
  7. Greengrass
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    Greengrass LE

    Has to be the old classic
    "Army be depressed"
    or even
    "Army if only you had tried harder at school"
    "Army get patronised by the Sun"
     
  8. Army.....Work Harder, Not Smarter. (after Dilbert)
     
  9. msr
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    msr LE

    The British Army: Trained in Europe, dressed for the jungle, fighting in the desert.

    msr
     
  10. Ventress
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    Ventress LE Moderator

    Army soldier- wear a vest.
     
  11. claymore
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    claymore War Hero

    Army - undermanned, overstretched and over there.
     
  12. Greengrass
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    Greengrass LE

    Army be a pest
     
  13. LostBoss
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    LostBoss LE

    Multi purpose mission statement:

    The purpose of the army is to (fight/help/burn) the countries (enemies/fires/cows/flab/moral dereliction) in order to (win/bring peace to/knock crap out of) the (war/election/enemy/french)


    (enemy and french are interchangeable)
     
  14. miniTJ
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    miniTJ Old-Salt

    army: get mucked about
     
  15. "Join the Navy and see the world, Join the Army and clean it."

    "Join the army and get shouted at all day for sod all money. then go to war for the same politicians that stab you in the back at every given chance, and wont give you the kit you need to do their dirty work. Then get shot in the stomach, because you had no body armour, and die cold and alone in the armpit of the world."

    That should have the recruits pouring in ;)