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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith Clanker

    Got this link from the the Daily Wail...

    Pale Is The New Tan

    It's a website dedicated to photos of terrible tans. For example WFT is this?


    Or this?


    I'm sure this thread will contain some sage words of advice for tanners...

  2. Ritch

    Ritch Clanker

    All I can say is...

    ... That poor fucking cat!

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  3. WolvoExPunk

    WolvoExPunk Clanker

    When serving in the First Gulf War, one lad mentioned a driver he had seen take his shirt off. His forearms, face and neck were as brown as any Pakistani. His body was milky white.

    I even had my own great tan as a civvy years before I joined up, I worked on a building site, from April onwards with my shirt off, and was brown on top with a pasty white arse and legs.
  4. Jack H

    Jack H Clanker MiA (Donor)

    They're umpah loompahs, from the chocolate factory!.........:1:
  5. sunami

    sunami Clanker

  6. the_wolf

    the_wolf Clanker

    Are you telling me you wouldnt? Gay! The lot of ya.

    PS. Can i still say that? Or is that as faux pas as Guy Gibsons dog?
  7. Mattb

    Mattb Clanker

    Can we get the first one to sing 'My Mammy'?

    Or is that frowned upon these days?
  8. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith Clanker

    I found another photo....


    Now available in shades of mahogany...

  9. dixie-basher

    dixie-basher Clanker Supporter - GCM

    .. unless she uses the cat as a dildo in the later photos. Head first of course.
    Ritch likes this.
  10. Why do some women think it is clever to turn themselves into handbags? :headbang:
    DavidBOC likes this.

    DRIVER_B_III_RASC Clanker Supporter - GCM

    I played a double round of charity golf years ago on what was the hottest day of the year, my face was like a beetroot and when I stripped of for the showers I looked like a swan vesta.
  12. Tool

    Tool Clanker

    I thought "Guido's" had gone oput of fashion...
  13. Nugger

    Nugger Clanker

    Better a handbag, than an old bag.
    CrashTestDummy likes this.
  14. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann Clanker Supporter - GCM

    Are you sure that is a lady?
  15. Jack H

    Jack H Clanker MiA (Donor)

    ............is it Pete Burns?...........=\\\\
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