Bad Tan Photo Webside.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Got this link from the the Daily Wail...

    Pale Is The New Tan

    It's a website dedicated to photos of terrible tans. For example WFT is this?


    Or this?


    I'm sure this thread will contain some sage words of advice for tanners...

  2. All I can say is...

    ... That poor fucking cat!

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  3. When serving in the First Gulf War, one lad mentioned a driver he had seen take his shirt off. His forearms, face and neck were as brown as any Pakistani. His body was milky white.

    I even had my own great tan as a civvy years before I joined up, I worked on a building site, from April onwards with my shirt off, and was brown on top with a pasty white arse and legs.
  4. They're umpah loompahs, from the chocolate factory!.........:1:
  5. article-2127532-1287C340000005DC-278_470x551.jpg
  6. Are you telling me you wouldnt? Gay! The lot of ya.

    PS. Can i still say that? Or is that as faux pas as Guy Gibsons dog?
  7. Can we get the first one to sing 'My Mammy'?

    Or is that frowned upon these days?
  8. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I found another photo....


    Now available in shades of mahogany...


  9. .. unless she uses the cat as a dildo in the later photos. Head first of course.
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  10. Why do some women think it is clever to turn themselves into handbags? :headbang:
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  11. I played a double round of charity golf years ago on what was the hottest day of the year, my face was like a beetroot and when I stripped of for the showers I looked like a swan vesta.
  12. I thought "Guido's" had gone oput of fashion...
  13. Better a handbag, than an old bag.
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  14. Are you sure that is a lady?

  15. it Pete Burns?...........=\\\\