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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. Wordsmith
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    Got this link from the the Daily Wail...

    Pale Is The New Tan

    It's a website dedicated to photos of terrible tans. For example WFT is this?

    Tan-1.jpg

    Or this?

    Tan-2.jpg

    I'm sure this thread will contain some sage words of advice for tanners...

    Wordsmith
  2. Ritch
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    All I can say is...

    ... That poor fucking cat!

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  3. WolvoExPunk
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    When serving in the First Gulf War, one lad mentioned a driver he had seen take his shirt off. His forearms, face and neck were as brown as any Pakistani. His body was milky white.

    I even had my own great tan as a civvy years before I joined up, I worked on a building site, from April onwards with my shirt off, and was brown on top with a pasty white arse and legs.
  4. Jack H
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    They're umpah loompahs, from the chocolate factory!.........:1:
  5. sunami
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  6. the_wolf
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    Are you telling me you wouldnt? Gay! The lot of ya.

    PS. Can i still say that? Or is that as faux pas as Guy Gibsons dog?
  7. Mattb
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    Can we get the first one to sing 'My Mammy'?

    Or is that frowned upon these days?
  8. Wordsmith
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    I found another photo....

    Tan-3.jpg

    Now available in shades of mahogany...

    Wordsmith
  9. dixie-basher
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    .. unless she uses the cat as a dildo in the later photos. Head first of course.
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  10. Why do some women think it is clever to turn themselves into handbags? :headbang:
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  11. DRIVER_B_III_RASC
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    I played a double round of charity golf years ago on what was the hottest day of the year, my face was like a beetroot and when I stripped of for the showers I looked like a swan vesta.
  12. Tool
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    I thought "Guido's" had gone oput of fashion...
  13. Nugger
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    Better a handbag, than an old bag.
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  14. vvaannmmaann
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    Are you sure that is a lady?
  15. Jack H
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    ............is it Pete Burns?...........=\\\\

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