ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sfub, Feb 9, 2010.

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  1. I think its a bleeding disgrace that the Air Ministry is throwing pounds developing this so called "Whittle jet engine" while our proud Airship Hangers remain empty.
     
  2. Apparently they have no propellers .... did you ever hear the like !
     
  3. No, no, you need to pop down the road to that nice Special Constable. I've heard that he *coughs* helps out gels who are in a spot of bother.

    I have the address here somewhere *rummage, rummage* - ah, yes: 10 Rillington Place.

    Let me know how you got on, eh?
     
  4. I've just ended up in the bag will I still get full pay?

    What is it with these red cross parcels? Stop sending silk maps I want fcuking capstan full strength and monopoly.

    What kit should I take to the desert cords/leather flight jacket or just service pattern BD?
     
  5. Ah, the old Christie special... :D
     
  6. It's more a "come as you are" war. I recommend taking a pair of suede chukka boots though.
     
  7. Canadian Scots demonstrate NEW body armor, thick woollen battle dress. That'll show them Jerries!
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  8. You think they'd be in a hurry to see another beach?
     
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  9. What's this cold beer pish called lager? It'll never catch on you know
     
  10. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Well it was Ice cold in Alex
     
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Send them to Workington
    Them and the locals can bang on about remaining cheerful "The Somme Spirit" the papers will call it

    Has anyone mentioned that W.S.Churchill is an unelected Prime Minister?
    He'll lead the country to ruin that one
     
  12. Can I complain to the council about a dodgy business visited an icecream parlour on the southcost it was closed and fooking stunk of fuel.


    Who sings Lil Marlane better Dietrich or Vera Lynne?

    Like my new dog Nigger might use it as a call sign
     
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  13. Me too but I am even luckier and have got a cushy job with the Yanks in Manilla
     
  14. A friend in Norway has sent me some bottles of water with a garbled message about it being too heavy to drink. What's the good of that? I've just poured it down the sink.

    Bottled water indeed! It'll never take off in this country. What do others think?