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Andy McNab does it again

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by soutie, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    Just finished Brute Force by Andy Mc and noticed he's done the impossible, for most men that is. Stuck at a checkpoint and planning his next move on page 383 he describes how "the automatic gearbox in his borrowed Audi Q7
    would do the work for me, all I had to do was shift my foot off the brake and onto the gas".

    Then on page 405 he describes a reverse turn in the same car where he "hammered the brake and clutch and wrenched the steering back the other way"

    I knew he was good but....................
  2. stacker1

    stacker1 Clanker MiA (Donor)

    How will he sleep at night worrying?
  3. Alec_Lomas

    Alec_Lomas Clanker

    Just a polite enquiry but did you acquire this book in the FICTION section? Just asking like.
  4. target_stop

    target_stop Clanker

    I presume you are 8 years old beings you are reading Mcflab books?
  5. Hellmans

    Hellmans Clanker

    He was probably too busy polishing his DCM and MM to notice this little faux pas, unlike yourself who clearly has too much time on your hands

    BONNACON Clanker

    Auto boxes have a couple of clutches.

    Hiya Andy we mates now?
    Nato Standard123 and benspoons like this.
  7. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    That you can hammer with your foot?
  8. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    Sez he with 200000 posts
  9. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    Sez he with 2000000 posts
  10. atmycommand

    atmycommand Clanker

    hopefully comfortably using soutie's £14.49 to plump out his pillow!
  11. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    No, it was in New Releases, why?
  12. Mugatu

    Mugatu Clanker

    He'd do you!
  13. azimghur1990

    azimghur1990 Clanker MiA (Donor)

    What kind of cretin reads Mcnabs drivel anyway?

    The man is a money hungry fridge chucking cunt.
    OLDBONES likes this.
  14. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    but not you?
  15. soutie

    soutie Clanker

    14.49? I didnt buy the gold plated edition, but every little helps
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