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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RST, Sep 19, 2012.
It looks like someone just did!
how many tits do they have?
That's it! Keep buggering about. Why don't you get straight to the point!
No problems getting plenty of head!
When they/it orgasms, I wonder if it would be together or take it in turns?
No, but it would be an interesting lesbian act.
That's just wrong.
Double blowjob perhaps? Could have a go with the left head and some hoop dhobi with the right if you raised your leg...
OK, admit... who went straight to Google thinking there's bound to be some dodgy material?
I did, and this is the best I could do. There are also some physiological explanations with diagrams for the committed perv, and yes, one snatch.
I'll try xhamster tonight but I'm not hopeful.
would it be rape if one said yes and the other no?
I'm thinking there is a niche in the porn industry for this kind of thing, I've done extensive research but have never seen anything even similar.
Surely if they both said no, it would cancel out and make a yes?
Serious question- who controls what? Parts wise that is.
Wiki seems to suggest if you draw a line straight down the middle, with a little over lap in themiddle each twin controls their half. And they've learnt to walk, cycle and even drive together!!!
Stomach ache (they have two) is felt in the oppisite twin... which must be nice if one has a penchant for Fals!
I think the one on the right controls the majority, lefty has an arm all to herself. And yes I would with gusto, however, mindful of anyone else finding out..
going by that logic, any woman who says no twice has also said yes.
When they're on the blob, are they twice as insane for only one week per month, or normally abnormal for two? Consecutive weeks? Alternate? What about leap years?
Imagine tipping up to a Mess do with them on your arm? It was bad enough when one of the lads brought a dwarf along. She did turn out to be a swinger though ... now that is niche porn.
That's the type of attitude you can never explain to a civvy 😄
Lefty looks a bit mong.
It's threads like this that restore my faith in ARRSE!
Surely one of them is driving illegally?
It would sound like a fire engine.
Looks like they could have a nice pair of chebs though
And talking of hoops, I wonder who has first dibs? Would they be in agreement?
'Yes you can'
'No you fucking can't; don't even think about it!'
Top mess spitroast material, the more the merrier, but one question needs asking, when she, it, they are up on blocks, do you have two evil psycho bitches nagging at you?
yes without a doubt or morals..... like a dog with two dicks
You could throat fuck one while the other licks your A hole. Mint.
I like kissing someone when I'm fucking them, its a 'win win' for me..
Do they have 2 flanges?
Otherwise running and swimming would be known as falling over and drowning.