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Discuss Holidays for Heroes - T shirts in Charity Auctions on The Army Rumour Service; Update: S shirt 1 - Princess Dale of Snailsville. NEXT ORDER M shirt 1 - XL shirt BLUE 1 - L shirt 1 - Stanley 75 L shirt 2 - Florence - paid L shirt ...
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    Update:
    S shirt 1 - Princess Dale of Snailsville. NEXT ORDER
    M shirt 1 -
    XL shirt BLUE 1 -
    L shirt 1 - Stanley 75
    L shirt 2 - Florence - paid
    L shirt 3 - DemsMaShoes
    L shirt 4 - Makapaka
    L shirt 5 - BiscuitsAB
    L shirt 6 -
    L shirt 7 -
    L shirt 8 -
    L shirt 9 -
    L shirt 10 -
    XL shirt 1 - Grumblegrunt
    XL shirt 2 - Guzzler
    XL shirt 3 - Florence
    XL shirt 4 - Legs - paid
    XL shirt 5 - DemsMaShoes
    XL shirt 6 - Fat_Cav
    XL shirt 7 -
    XL shirt 8 -
    XL shirt 9 -
    XL shirt 10 -
    XXL shirt 1 - panzerknacker
    XXL shirt 2 - Cairngorm - paid
    XXL shirt 3 - Gundulph
    XXL shirt 4 - Counterstrike
    XXL shirt 5 - Welshman60 - paid
    XXL shirt 6 - Miner - paid
    XXL shirt 7 - Arters
    XXL shirt 8 -
    XXL shirt 9 -
    XXL shirt 10 -
    XXXL shirt 1 - Auld_Yin
    XXXL shirt 2 - Joker62
    XXXL shirt 3 - cuckingfunt
    XXXL shirt 4 - Nignoy
    XXXL shirt 5 -
    XXXL shirt 6 -
    XXXL shirt 7 -
    XXXL shirt 8 -
    XXXL shirt 9 -
    XXXL shirt 10 -
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL - mac_uk wot et the pies. - paid


    How to pay:

    Paypal: Shopgirl's account is account rb0@live.co.uk. She will transfer the money to us. She tells me that if you say it's a gift, there won't be any charges. Remember to put your ARRSE name in the Reference info please.

    Bank Transfer:


    Bank: Holidays4heroes
    HSBC
    Sort: 40-12-09
    Acct: 41416081

    IBAN: GB29MIDL40120941416081
    Swift: MIDLGB2120G


    Please let me know by PM when you've paid.[/QUOTE]
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Put me down for a XL please
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    Update:
    S shirt 1 - Princess Dale of Snailsville. NEXT ORDER - paid
    M shirt 1 - sixty - paid
    XL shirt BLUE 1 -
    L shirt 1 - Stanley 75
    L shirt 2 - Florence - paid
    L shirt 3 - DemsMaShoes - paid
    L shirt 4 - Makapaka - paid
    L shirt 5 - BiscuitsAB
    L shirt 6 -
    L shirt 7 -
    L shirt 8 -
    L shirt 9 -
    L shirt 10 -
    XL shirt 1 - Grumblegrunt
    XL shirt 2 - Guzzler
    XL shirt 3 - Florence
    XL shirt 4 - Legs - paid
    XL shirt 5 - DemsMaShoes - paid
    XL shirt 6 - Fat_Cav
    XL shirt 7 - tiger_stacker
    XL shirt 8 -
    XL shirt 9 -
    XL shirt 10 -
    XXL shirt 1 - panzerknacker
    XXL shirt 2 - Cairngorm - paid
    XXL shirt 3 - Gundulph
    XXL shirt 4 - Counterstrike
    XXL shirt 5 - Welshman60 - paid
    XXL shirt 6 - Miner - paid
    XXL shirt 7 - Arters
    XXL shirt 8 -
    XXL shirt 9 -
    XXL shirt 10 -
    XXXL shirt 1 - Auld_Yin
    XXXL shirt 2 - Joker62
    XXXL shirt 3 - cuckingfunt
    XXXL shirt 4 - Nignoy
    XXXL shirt 5 -
    XXXL shirt 6 -
    XXXL shirt 7 -
    XXXL shirt 8 -
    XXXL shirt 9 -
    XXXL shirt 10 -
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL - mac_uk wot et the pies. - paid
    Last edited by Grownup_Rafbrat; 02-06-2012 at 14:05. Reason: added latest lovely payers.
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Entirely appropriately I've had an email today from a lovely lady called Angela Marshall; She tells me that she works with Banebridge Consulting Limited. in England.
    Apparently a client who shares my name has died intestate in Zurich Switzerland, and if I give her my bank details I can inherit all his money. If this is true, I'll give the lot to 'Holidays for Heroes'!

    (Are there many men with girls' names, do you think?)
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Pennies paid for mine (in advance) and Makapaka Esq. Please tell me you can remember my address.

    It's a good job I paid for them before the gardener smashed the patio door window. The bastard.

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    Noted re both. Address still stored, as I have your permission to do so, O Highness.

    Did he smash the window with his head as you were ramming it ....
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat View Post
    Noted re both. Address still stored, as I have your permission to do so, O Highness.

    Did he smash the window with his head as you were ramming it ....
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    I'd like to ram a shovel up his arrse. He thinks he's getting paid full whack for it. He can think again. I'm taking my £100 excess riiiight out of his bill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat View Post

    (Are there many men with girls' names, do you think?)


    Might I draw Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue - to your attention?
    Grownup_Rafbrat and Taff49 like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shopgirl View Post
    Might I draw Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue - to your attention?
    Shirley Crabtree aka Big Daddy...

    Bump.
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    put me down for a xxxl please.

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