- 30-05-2012, 21:10 #11
XXL for me pleeez
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- 30-05-2012, 22:16 #12
1 x L
1 X XL
pretty please GRB
- 30-05-2012, 22:34 #13Senior Member

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I like all the lying barstewards asking for XL or XXL - who they trying to kid? !

Put me down for XXXL - I like a loose fit
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- 30-05-2012, 22:55 #14Senior Member

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xxl for me please and you can have £20 for it
- 30-05-2012, 23:10 #15
I didn't want one anyway.......
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- 31-05-2012, 09:05 #16And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
- 31-05-2012, 09:07 #17And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
- 31-05-2012, 09:08 #18And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
- 31-05-2012, 09:10 #19
Updated list:L shirt 1 - Stanley 75L shirt 2 - FlorenceL shirt 3 -L shirt 4 -L shirt 5 -L shirt 6 -L shirt 7 -L shirt 8 -L shirt 9 -L shirt 10 -XL shirt 1 - GrumblegruntXL shirt 2 - GuzzlerXL shirt 3 - FlorenceXL shirt 4 -XL shirt 5 -XL shirt 6 -XL shirt 7 -XL shirt 8 -XL shirt 9 -XL shirt 10 -XXL shirt 1 - panzerknacker XXL shirt 2 - CairngormXXL shirt 3 - GundulphXXL shirt 4 - CounterstrikeXXL shirt 5 - WelshmanXXL shirt 6 -XXL shirt 7 -XXL shirt 8 -XXL shirt 9 -XXL shirt 10 -XXXL shirt 1 - Auld_YinXXXL shirt 2 -XXXL shirt 3 -XXXL shirt 4 -XXXL shirt 5 -XXXL shirt 6 -XXXL shirt 7 -XXXL shirt 8 -XXXL shirt 9 -XXXL shirt 10 -
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
- 31-05-2012, 09:12 #20
Oh my eyes! my eyes!Will someone who has a decent edit facility please reinstate the line spacing! Blasted IE at work is so old that ARRSE won't format posts properly.Thank you.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two




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