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09-03-2010, 11:31 #1Senior Member
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Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Some may say we've saved the best until last. Others may say 'who is this handsome fellow?'. Still others may say 'hahahahaha'.
Hopefully you will all say 'I must bid high for this excellent lot'.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, in bear form, our most esteemed and excellent Spanish Dave. Complete with SAS-style moustache, and large handbag for carrying cash and bondage gear as MDN's bagman. Reflecting his split locations, the bag has two national flags.
This auction will end on 16th March at noon GMT, and will be the last of the arrse character bears so kindly created by the Phantom Bear Dresser.
So, bid early and bid often. There are lots of families who need our help this year.
Thank you.And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 12:32 #2Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 1
I kick it off - £20.
And a very big thanks to the Phantom Bear Dresser for all those stunning ARRSE character bears.
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09-03-2010, 13:54 #3Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Does is speak with a hideous northern accent?
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09-03-2010, 14:03 #4Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 1
eh up thee :D
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09-03-2010, 14:48 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
I thought it could help me with English and Spanish and I would teach him German and Latin as a 'quid pro quo'. :D
Originally Posted by Banker
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09-03-2010, 15:37 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Not if K13 and I are teaching it Castilian before blowing it up. :D Originally Posted by YesItsMe
I thought it could help me with English and Spanish and I would teach him German and Latin as a 'quid pro quo'. :D Originally Posted by Banker
£30."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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09-03-2010, 16:21 #7Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
I think it knows enough to say 'dos cervesas por favor' and 'un copa de vino tinto por favor'. What more does it need?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 16:51 #8Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
A stick of PE4 up it's ricker??? Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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09-03-2010, 17:00 #9Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Are you going to film this explosive party for the site?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 17:06 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 1
Depends how many of the little blighters we can collect
The Reni Bear isn't going up in smoke though, that's far too precious to me, for obvious reasons :P :P :P"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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09-03-2010, 17:11 #11Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Well, he's the last one, unless you start on the PTI bears we're doing for Weymouth, or the other dressed bears being sold at Abergavenny ....
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 17:28 #12Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
Bears dressed as sheep........ Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
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09-03-2010, 17:42 #13LechiesGuest
Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 1
You ain't getting the bigbird67 one, that one is my replacement love sock now. Originally Posted by The_Snail
Depends how many of the little blighters we can collect
The Reni Bear isn't going up in smoke though, that's far too precious to me, for obvious reasons :P :P :P
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09-03-2010, 17:47 #14Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
EEEEUUUUUCCCHHHHH! I now have to go to a progress meeting with that thought in my head!
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 17:53 #15Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Spanish Dave being auctioned! - ends 16.3.
That's a peach of an idea. :D Originally Posted by Banker
Bears dressed as sheep........ Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
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