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02-03-2010, 12:28 #1Senior Member
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Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
[align=center]Well, this is the moment you've all been waiting for!
Thanks to the ingenuity of the Phantom Bear Dresser, we are able to auction our very own transgender arrser in bear form.
There's a large sticking plaster hidden beneath that fetching underwear, but as that type of shot is forbidden on an auction thread, you'll have to believe us!
As always funds to to help Hols for Heroes, and the Spring Scrounge means cash is needed even more this week
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewto...3.html#3205483
Auction will end at noon on 9th March, so place your bids ladies and gentlemen please! [/align]And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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02-03-2010, 19:51 #2Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
I'll start the balls rolling (away) with a crisp tenner....
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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03-03-2010, 09:10 #3Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Very generous, Legs. You seem to be following the trend for people to buy their own bear.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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04-03-2010, 09:17 #4Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
So, no-one wants the Legs bear more than Legs?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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05-03-2010, 17:23 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Looks like everyone's saving their money for the Spanish Dave bear ....
Sure there are no more bids for Legs?And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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06-03-2010, 10:08 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
I can't believe no one is bidding against me!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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06-03-2010, 10:12 #7Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
I'll bid at £20
Originally Posted by Legs
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08-03-2010, 15:44 #8Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Only one more day, folks, and Legs in bear form will be off to Soldier_Girl....
unless you bid higher!And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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09-03-2010, 09:12 #9Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Just over three hours to go....
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-03-2010, 14:29 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
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Sold to SoldierGirl for £20!
Thank you for supporting Hols4Heroes.
Please transfer the money to one of these accounts:
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And then let me know where you would like me to send the bear[/align]And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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12-03-2010, 15:29 #11Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Update. Legs is now on her way, first class, to her new home with Soldier_Girl.
Thanks again for your bid.And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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12-03-2010, 15:34 #12Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
I'd have given you £100.00 for it, then Id stick it on a wicker basket chair in a dimly lit club in Phuket with the other filthy gender bending scuzzites
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12-03-2010, 15:52 #13Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Give us £100 and the Phantom Bear Dresser will make you another one for that purpose ....
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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12-03-2010, 16:35 #14Senior Member
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
God no, the bears are f*cking gash, they have obviously been assembled through a U bend by Captain Hook....
Mine had its own penis, albeit not scaled, badges of sweat filled glory and the faint musk of farmyard slurry..
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Re: Hold for Heroes Auction - Legs Bear!!!! - ends 9.3.10
Which is why it's not getting blown up. :P :P :P Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III
Blown off, perhaps
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