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23-02-2010, 17:52 #1Senior Member
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Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
Here is the next one in the series of arrse character bears for your entertainment, amusement, and bids!
Jarrod. Complete with specs for perusing young gentlemen, and quick release rear hatchway.
Bid early and bid often!And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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23-02-2010, 17:55 #2Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
£11.62 to start us off.
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23-02-2010, 17:55 #3Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
I thought he was going to be in coveralls not a babygrow i'm not Gordo
£10And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.
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23-02-2010, 17:55 #4Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
Biatch bet me to it £11.63
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23-02-2010, 17:56 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
It does have a very nice flap, Jarrod ....
Originally Posted by jarrod248
I thought he was going to be in coveralls not a babygrow i'm not Gordo
£10And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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23-02-2010, 17:57 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
And you notice that I thought more of the Bare you than you do... Originally Posted by jarrod248
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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23-02-2010, 17:58 #7Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
£12.28
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24-02-2010, 00:03 #8Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
£13 and a block of crisco.
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24-02-2010, 00:16 #9Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
£15 and packet of wine gums, plus I'll give the bear a 'tran-sane sock' to complete the image...
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24-02-2010, 00:48 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
err did you not see the sock on the bear? Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom
oh and £16 a packet of wine gums and a cheese and ham toastie.
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24-02-2010, 01:15 #11Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
I didn't open the pics... Now I see the infamous sock.
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Google is your friend, and so is the arrse search function.
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24-02-2010, 10:10 #12Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
The sock is made from unused, virgin material, and if you can squeeze yourself into it then good luck!!!!
TPBD.If I had to explain, it would take to long, so do me a favour and just don't ask.
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25-02-2010, 09:33 #13Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
At £16 - a unique opportunity to own and abuse your very own Jarrod bear.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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26-02-2010, 14:20 #14Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
Still at only £16 - surely our esteemed colleague is worth a higher bid?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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26-02-2010, 14:39 #15Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes Auction - Jarrod Bear - ends 2.3.10
£16.72
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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