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16-02-2010, 13:32 #1Senior Member
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Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
OK, OK, so the year is nearly two whole months old, but these lovely pictures will make a great addition to anyone's grot collection at any time of year. All the ladies gave their time for free, which will surely enhance their appeal!
This item is a 'load of arrse' calendar 2010, signed by Jodie Gasson, the lovely arrse maiden behind the idea.
Auction ends at noon on Tuesday 23rd February, so get those bids in now!
www.aloadofarrse.co.ukAnd this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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16-02-2010, 14:55 #2Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Feck, I daren't comment...........other than to say that I won't be buying (happy to send the dough to MDN, but some of these girls are brutal).
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16-02-2010, 15:09 #3Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
a bright shiney pound to get it rolling then
Nothing to see here, move along...
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16-02-2010, 15:36 #4Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
I won't be buying either, Banker and await the arrse hunks calendar 2011 with bated breath. Imagine! Mr. The Duke ranting away amongst his machinery, Taff49 with his aluminium shed, Litotes with his yacht, MDN with his leather collection ... the possibilities are endless.
Originally Posted by Banker
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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16-02-2010, 15:50 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Agreed, except you omitted part of their job titles.........(see additions above). Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
I won't be buying either, Banker and await the arrse hunks calendar 2011 with bated breath. Imagine! Mr. The Duke (part time model) ranting away amongst his machinery, Taff49 (part time model)with his aluminium shed, Litotes with his yacht, MDN (part time model)with his leather collection ... the possibilities are endless. Originally Posted by Banker
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16-02-2010, 15:54 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
And their love of ice cream. No shit! Have you seen the number of chins some of them have? Originally Posted by Banker
Agreed, except you omitted part of their job titles.........(see additions above). Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
I won't be buying either, Banker and await the arrse hunks calendar 2011 with bated breath. Imagine! Mr. The Duke (part time model) ranting away amongst his machinery, Taff49 (part time model)with his aluminium shed, Litotes with his yacht, MDN (part time model)with his leather collection ... the possibilities are endless. Originally Posted by Banker
I have now put down and stepped away from the crayon.
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16-02-2010, 15:58 #7Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Ok, back on track folks.
Any more bids for this lovely calendar? £1 won't even cover the cost of postage!!!!!And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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16-02-2010, 16:01 #8Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
100% increase. £2.
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16-02-2010, 16:02 #9Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Right then £20 to get things back on track. I've got an Op tour bonus to spend before the Domestic CoS finds out about it.
You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.
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16-02-2010, 16:04 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Tenner. I need something to scare the kids into doing their homework.
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16-02-2010, 16:05 #11Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Monty, the idea is that you bid higher than the previous person.
(Welcome back!)And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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16-02-2010, 16:15 #12Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Ah, I see!
I'm out, I can get 12 better looking birds for less than £20 in Bratislava.
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16-02-2010, 16:46 #13Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
Good point Monty.
RWAC, I don't want you to spend your bonus, save it for buying me beer when you get back.
£25.
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17-02-2010, 09:00 #14Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
So at £25 with Minnesota_Viking. Any more?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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18-02-2010, 13:27 #15Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - arrse calendar - ends 23.2.10
C'mon you single guys, I don't think my Missus is going to be to impressed if I have to hang this above the marital bed.
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