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  1. 16-02-2010, 12:56 #1
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    Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Folks,

    Thanks to the insane generosity of the Phantom Bear Dresser, the next in the series of arrse character bears is now available for your bids.

    I give you

    Big Bird 67. Complete with parachute, extra-stuffed tummy and cupcake. The only thing missing is the paratrooper who gets to share her mile high experience.

    Bid early and bid often!
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    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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  2. 16-02-2010, 21:38 #2
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10







    You won't get anyone paying more than that for it!
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  3. 16-02-2010, 21:43 #3
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    I'll see your 20p, bellybutton fluff and toe cheese. and chuck in.... errrrrr a half eaten apple
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  4. 17-02-2010, 08:59 #4
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Come on folks, half-eaten apples are no good to MDN for funding his hamster fetish.

    And this is a rather glorious bear - that parachute is a work of art!

    Let's here some bids, please.
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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  5. 17-02-2010, 09:04 #5
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Put me in for a tenner then, and I'll give the half eaten apple to the Haiti Fund
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Very kind, legs. Thank you.
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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  7. 17-02-2010, 10:10 #7
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Needs more stuffing but I'll go 15 quid.
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Once in your hands, Lechies, you can stuff it as much as you like!

    Thank you for your bid. Hope you're on the mend now ....
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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  9. 17-02-2010, 10:59 #9
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Pink??? PINK!!! Do i LOOK like a girl who wears pink!!! :D Cough up you bunch of scutters! Imagine the fun you could have with voodoo pins!!
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  10. 17-02-2010, 11:06 #10
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Well, if it helps, you could consider it as lilac, faded with the constant dribble of fine wines and liquors...
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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  11. 17-02-2010, 12:06 #11
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    £30.

    That little fat bear is coming to K13's blowing up party.
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  12. 17-02-2010, 13:22 #12
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    £35, I'm putting it's back doors in.
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Quote Originally Posted by Lechies
    £35, I'm putting it's back doors in.
    It's a bit late for that*

    £40

    *It'd be like chucking a chipolata into the back of a Typhoon hangar.
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Quote Originally Posted by Lechies
    £35, I'm putting it's back doors in.
    oooh you smooth talking bugger. you!! :D Don't forget me kebab!!
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    Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - Big Bird ends 23.2.10

    Kebab? That's a cup-cake. And by request, so I hear!
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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