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09-02-2010, 13:33 #1Senior Member
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Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD! - ends 16.2.10
To run for one week, ending at mid-day UK time on Tuesday 16th Feburary.
Place your bids for this marvellous caricature of the one and only K13EOD, famous throughout arrse. He has approved this use of his image, as a special favour to Hols4Heroes.
Funds will go to support the February Grovel http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=143284.htmlAnd this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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09-02-2010, 18:14 #2Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
I forgot to thank the Phantom Bear Dresser for her efforts on this one.
A one-legged viking bear isn't the easiest of assignments!And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-02-2010, 19:55 #3Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
I'll start at £10 just to stop me laughing!!
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09-02-2010, 20:03 #4Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
£15 to keep the volume going.
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09-02-2010, 20:07 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Does it come with a spare flipflop?
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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09-02-2010, 20:08 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Go on then, £20.
Just to boost our collection :P"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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09-02-2010, 20:14 #7Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
No spare flipflop, but I think I have an EOD badge somewhere, which I can make into a shield.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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09-02-2010, 20:25 #8Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
He's got one already!!
Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
Bog off, Snail. £25. English.
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10-02-2010, 09:14 #9Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Morning bump. Surely even the missing leg is worth £25?
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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10-02-2010, 13:42 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Another BUMP.
Possibly he fell over due to being lacking in the leg department, to the tune of one.And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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10-02-2010, 19:14 #11Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Come on - surely you have nothing against his right leg?
But then neither does he .....
(With thanks to Messrs. Cooke and Moore for the last two bumps!)And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Flip Flops? Since when did men wear flip flops? I thought that was a women only thing! Flip flops are not very manly now are they.
I wasn't sure I had hacked off the right leg to start with. I was going to put a toggle on the empty trouser leg so it could be buttoned up, but decided that would be silly, I'm sure who ever wins the bear will be able to think of sonething to do with the empty leg.
TPBDIf I had to explain, it would take to long, so do me a favour and just don't ask.
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11-02-2010, 11:53 #13Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
You haven't hacked off the right leg!!! Correctly, you've hacked off the left leg!
K13's flip-flops and sandals are the subject of another thread - search on something like 'spacker shoe', that should find it.And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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11-02-2010, 12:46 #14Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Still mine at £25, I see. :D
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12-02-2010, 10:49 #15Senior Member
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Re: Hols for Heroes - Bear Auction - K13EOD!
Well, it looks like the bear will be spending some time on Craggy Island, unless someone outbids B_S.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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