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    Senior Member theoriginalphantom's Avatar
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    T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Just for a laugh I got a t-shirt printed up of a dog (nick named 'the huff') on a beach taking a dump, in a take off of the 'don't hassel the hoff' t shirts. There is a small amount of interest from certain freaks and weirdos in buying them. If anyone would like one then please add to this thread, stating quantity and size so I can get an idea of prices including posting them on.
    If we get enough interest then they'll be no more than a tenner with a couple of quid going to Holidays for heroes.

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    2 for me please!!
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
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    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Dirty cnuting filthy ginger reeking thing, no it's a step too far.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Dirty cnuting filthy ginger reeking thing, no it's a step too far.
    He's your other half ffs, don't complain about ... oh you mean the dog....
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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    I've met the dog - I've smelled the pillow - I might as well have the tshirt


    One for me please!

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    1 for me please
    J Clarkson ( 200 There is no difference in my book between the spokesman for Viva! and suicide bombers who fly planes into tall buildings. Both believe they are right and, crucially, neither wants the other point of view to be heard.

    when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Dirty cnuting filthy ginger reeking thing, no it's a step too far.
    It could have been worse, it could have been the owner taking a dump on the beach!
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Having given it a good kicking once upon a time, long long ago in the west......etc etc

    You'd better stick me down for an XL /L depending on the chest size!
    Warning & disclosure: Journalist.

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Do we get the free dog eggs as well?
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    Having given it a good kicking once upon a time, long long ago in the west......etc etc

    You'd better stick me down for an XL /L depending on the chest size!
    You do realise that you're asking for either a size 40 or 50 in Roman numerals, don't you?

    MsG

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Do we get the free dog eggs as well?
    I'll save you a bag of them
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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Now I have recovered I'll have one. XL please.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    me me me....VERY big please
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

    STM

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67
    me me me....VERY big please
    It won't be the first time you've had him on your ample chests!!!!
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Re: T shirts - 'don't hassle the huff'

    my proudest moment as a consumer was when i had a t-shirt custom made to say " I <3 rochdale", i wore it out there that night and whilst id normally have had to fight my way in, fight at the bar and fight for a kebab i found people buying me drinks and congratulating me, good times!

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