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  • Yes, best thing I've ever owned. Japs? Pah!

    7 9.59%
  • Completely indifferent.

    13 17.81%
  • Gay. Not a chance, overpriced nonsense.

    53 72.60%
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    Now I'm after some advice, I'm after a bike soon but due to my knees being fucked I can't go tight anymore so need something more relaxed, so any ideas please?
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    Whats wrong with a Speed Triple? Like many other things built by Septics it may look good on the outside but will invariably let you down at some point and is, relatively speaking, low tech.
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    gsxf (big one) sit up but lots of grunt.
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    If your going for big and bold how about a Ducati Diavel? looks good and probably about the same cost. Either way if it makes you smile and feels comfortable sod what everyone else thinks and buy it.
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    I have a harley ,,, I use it as an anchor for my yacht,, peice of overweight americana shite, all they did was stop it leaking and now sell it as a lifestyle accessorie for middle age crisis victims ,,,,, i had a triumph Rocket 3 for a while , british muscle , 2.3 liter powerhouse ,,, i need a big bike cos i have a small cock , so whats your excuse for owning a yank TRACTOR,,hardly movingson BUY BRITISH , DRINK STOUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by tazmanian_clogdancer View Post
    If your going for big and bold how about a Ducati Diavel? looks good and probably about the same cost. Either way if it makes you smile and feels comfortable sod what everyone else thinks and buy it.
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    On the other hand, if you must buy agricultural machinery, consider one of these:

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    Harley Davidson is what you end up with when Americans buy American based on blind faith.
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    Good job i never bought one. What model is the one i posted above. My brother was given that as a present from his company for 15 years service. (American Company) best thing is he doesn't have a licence.
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    Harleys are disgraceful machines and useful for looking stupid. Buells are no better as they are Harleys without the badge (Herbie J's from Cardinal Hat, anyone?).

    Wetting yourself when seeing one is usually the result of laughter, not largely dissimilar to seeing City boys tooling up on Beema GS models with all the lights, thinking that they are a bit rough 'n' ready.
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