The spare wheel cover off of my trooper was stolen when I was parked up in Aylesbury a good few months ago. Oh well, makes it look slightly less gay.

About 25 years ago in Gütersloh, I had a No2 jacket stolen out the back of my Golf, which was parked out side my MQ. Never did understand what that was all about. Spent ages getting all the glass splinters out of the car. P& SS told me they could finger print the car but would make an even bigger mess. I politely declined.

A bout 20 years ago a friend of mine had the air filter assembly stolen out of her mini!

Not just the pikeys who are tea leaves.

I had my blues hat swiped from a peg outside the dining room in Old College after the passing out parade.

Decidedly un-officer like behaviour.

It seems that stealing old vehicles is now a worth-while occupation.
My pal's old LT van has been under attack three times now; apparently, the older vehicles are being stolen for spares

Unfuckingbelievable.

Im currently saving to buy a new motorbike this summer (Yamaha R6) and to buzz me through town traffic until then, I bought myself a scooter as a winter hack.

Left the house this morning at 0500 and some dirty, junkie, pikey, thieving little cnut has gone and nicked it!!!

I went to bed at midnight and was up at 0400, so they must have burst the lock and taken it in that 4 hour window.

Please - if there is a God - just let me find out who took it, so I tear his fcking head off.

Last September, bought new car, keep it parked outside quarter on JHQ. A couple of days later went out and it started to rain. One side of the screen was not wiping properly. So got out to wipe the blade. Some b*stard had stolen my new wiper blade and replaced it with a cruddy old one. Unbeleivable.

A few years ago, we parked up in a maccy d's car park to get some scoff in a very old, battered, abused, neglected 110 FFR. absolute piece of turd, didn't even drive straight if you let go of the steering wheel, and once you put a fair bit of clansman and 4 caravan batteries in the back it couldn't even get past 40. Anyway, I diverse.

So we're parked up in the car park and we've both just jumped inside the restaurant to get food, and we see some conundrum only seconds later by the wagon. So we jump outside to take a look and there's some 15-16 year old carrot-top pikey and his 10 year old mate on the BMX (you know the pair, you find em everywhere!) bent over curled up by the back of the wagon. turns around and starts screaming that his mum's gonna sue us because he cut his hand on the back door!

the top side of the handle was razor sharp but obviously as you lift the handle, we'd never done anything about it. but poor pikey kid had never experienced a handle that lifts before, only one you pull down like a normal door handle, and his hand and run straight off it with the handle making a nice big slice in his fingers.

fortunately a pair of rozzers across the car park also grabbing a bite had seen some fuss and come over. which was a bonus. the short kid on the BMX tried to ride off quick but unfortunately messed up the J-turn and face planted the tarmac. absolute result: 1x carrot top pikey needing stitches and arrested, 1x pikey with some teeth missing and arrested, 2x burger scoffing rozzers actually doing some work, and 2x signallers highly amused.

begs the question though... what on earth were 2 pikeys going to steal out the pack of the land rover anyway? there were audis and BMWs across the car park and they decided to take on a wagon full of out of date comms kit. beats me!

Originally Posted by scruff_2

Last September, bought new car, keep it parked outside quarter on JHQ. A couple of days later went out and it started to rain. One side of the screen was not wiping properly. So got out to wipe the blade. Some b*stard had stolen my new wiper blade and replaced it with a cruddy old one. Unbeleivable.

Originally Posted by llech

However I have been a thieving pikey mind, in the past, I would park next to a car in a multi storey and exchange windscreen wipers when MOT was due.

Well there's your culprit!!

not from a car but a bike,.

A work mate had his shopping nicked from a shopping basket on the back of his bike while he was in another shop.