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    What are you reading right now?

    I am reading a book called 'Lost Soul's' by Poppy Z Brite. Amazon describes Poppy Z Brite's books as 'Vampiric Erotica', but I dissagree, I think they're 'Vampiric' but not 'erotica'. It is a really good book, I have already read it before, it's about a teenager who searches for his roots, but there are loads of gruesome bits on the way!

    What are you reading?

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    im reading one of the patrick o'brian book blood briliant

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    This shite post

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    The Arrse web site
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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    The reader wives letters page
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    When old empires stand on the brink of collapse they offer up their NCOs

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    I’m reading the latest copy of “arrse fetish”, I’m feeling rather quite disturbed about the pull out.
    There’s a picture of a girl called Sarah, who looks a lot like a 14 year old tranny, and she is trying to insert a 9" jelly dildo up her boyfriends, Alan, arrse. Poor chap looks very unhappy but Sarah seams to be having the time of her life.

    What a strange girl.

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goku
    I’m reading the latest copy of “arrse fetish”, I’m feeling rather quite disturbed about the pull out.
    There’s a picture of a girl called Sarah, who looks a lot like a 14 year old tranny, and she is trying to insert a 9" jelly dildo up her boyfriends, Alan, arrse. Poor chap looks very unhappy but Sarah seams to be having the time of her life.

    What a strange girl.
    I've been reading that too. Sarah is a little bit odd, far too odd... Maybe it's because she was buggered by her father and his plastic injection thingy.

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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraser
    Quote Originally Posted by Goku
    I’m reading the latest copy of “arrse fetish”, I’m feeling rather quite disturbed about the pull out.
    There’s a picture of a girl called Sarah, who looks a lot like a 14 year old tranny, and she is trying to insert a 9" jelly dildo up her boyfriends, Alan, arrse. Poor chap looks very unhappy but Sarah seams to be having the time of her life.

    What a strange girl.
    I've been reading that too. Sarah is a little bit odd, far too odd... Maybe it's because she was buggered by her father and his plastic injection thingy.
    At least her dad can design her a new plastic tool to replace the jelly one when it is worn out !!!!!
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    Op Certain Death great book and got a good trick that had me pissing myself with laughter to do with US MREs!
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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trillian
    I am reading a book called 'Lost Soul's' by Poppy Z Brite. Amazon describes Poppy Z Brite's books as 'Vampiric Erotica', but I dissagree, I think they're 'Vampiric' but not 'erotica'. It is a really good book, I have already read it before, it's about a teenager who searches for his roots, but there are loads of gruesome bits on the way!

    What are you reading?
    Wow, sounds absolutely smashing! Loads of gruesome bits on the way, bet you can't wait.

    Personally, you sound boring, back to Arrse
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    I doubt if the title is spelt the way you spell it (possesive apostrophe) - you dumb troll
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    Re: What are you reading right now?

    i am reading Inside the British Army by anthony beevor


    Synopsis
    The anatomy of an institution and a study of a tribal society unique to Britain. From Rhine Army headquarters in Germany to underground bunkers in South Armagh, the author talks with the Army's Generals, officers, NCOs and soldiers. The book includes recent developments and events in the Gulf. this was published in 1991 but is a excellant book to read

    really intresting book

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    Just finished - Hell Riders, The Truth about the Charge of the Light Brigade by Terry Brighton.

    Back Cover...

    One bullet struck me on the forehead, another passed through the top of my shoulder. While struggling out from under my dead horse a Cossack standing over me stabbed me with his lance once in the neck near the jugular, again above the collar bone, several times in the back, and once under the short rib; and when, having regained my feet, I was trying to draw my sword, he sent his lance through the palm of my hand. I believe he would have succeeded in killing me, clumsy as he was, if I had not blinded him for the moment with a handful of sand.

    Private James Wightman, 17 Lancers.

    They made them tough in those days!

    A great read!!

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    I'm reading a book by David Saks called The Alphabet, funnily enough it is about the history of the alphabet ... Yes, Yes I know I am a sad pamphlet head!
    You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all the same!

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    307 - I've just finished that bit in "Operation Certain Death" about the CB-MRE-B (Mk 1 & 2) and pissed myself laughing as well :D
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