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    Strange, strange Septics!

    This has got to be the strangest thing septic SF have ever done!

    http://books.google.com/books?id=2ht...age&q=&f=false
    TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    ISTR that one of the more deranged ideas was that US troops should approach the enemy whilst carrying lambs, and with 'sparkly eyes', set the lambs down in front of the enemy, who would then cave in en masse in the face of such rampant cuteness.

    No mention of how to accomplish this in a hail of enemy mortar and MG fire.

    Quite, quite mad.

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    Quote Originally Posted by kabulronin
    This has got to be the strangest thing septic SF have ever done!

    http://books.google.com/books?id=2ht...age&q=&f=false
    The Welsh have been doing it for years
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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    Quote Originally Posted by tropper66
    Quote Originally Posted by kabulronin
    This has got to be the strangest thing septic SF have ever done!

    http://books.google.com/books?id=2ht...age&q=&f=false
    The Welsh have been doing it for years
    AND the staring.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    ... they believed that a soldier could adopt a cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls, and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them.
    Now there's some useful research. I've had a cabby at the "passing through walls" caper, and I came out the other side dusty as fuck. So if they can find a way to do it cleanly .....

    Killing goats by staring at them has already prevented a disaster, for the goats heard about it and postponed their invasion indefinitely.

    On the other hand, this has got to be a piss-take.

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    Thought I'd seen that title on Arrse before.

    Recent "The Men Who Stare at Goats" thread.

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    "Staring", or actually "stay-eh-ring" is actually Old Norse* for "bumming". So the whole thing was a complete misunderstanding. What the bloke meant was that you could kill a goat by bumming it.















    *This is a lie, I’m afraid.

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    We knew that.

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    Re: Strange, strange Septics!

    But somehow it deserves to be true.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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