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  1. 26-08-2009, 14:57 #1
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    Daily-Mail-o-matic

    This is just fantastic:

    Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Should keep T_C_M, Extremist & their ilk in "facts" for debating on this site. If only there was a Grauniad one for ashie/sven/whet then they could automate themselves & leave us in peace & quiet!
    Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.

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    I have always been afraid of those people in possession of what they believe to be the truth. They will do anything to see that the facts are changed and whipped into shape to agree with it.

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  2. 26-08-2009, 14:58 #2
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Daily Mail? I don't read that lefty, pinko, liberal rag!
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  3. 26-08-2009, 14:59 #3
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    You're a funny tw@t you are.

    (actually, it made me giggle)
    Doing extreme shit since before Jebus.
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  4. 26-08-2009, 15:03 #4
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Did make me titter a bit, the Daily Express one would just say Diana in every sentence
    All people have the right to freedom of speech and thought even if those in power do not agree with it, perhaps more so in that case.
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  5. 26-08-2009, 15:07 #5
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    How about the 'David Blunkett Policy Maker'?
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  6. 26-08-2009, 15:14 #6
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Or the Alastair Cambell's wheel of retribution.
    “The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.” - Winston Churchill.

    Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
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  7. 26-08-2009, 15:16 #7
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Quote Originally Posted by Extremist
    How about the 'David Blunkett Policy Maker'?
    Also superb. Am trying not to laugh out loud in the office, although my smirk & stifled snorts are attracting attention from the other side of the desk...
    Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.

    Samuel Johnson

    I have always been afraid of those people in possession of what they believe to be the truth. They will do anything to see that the facts are changed and whipped into shape to agree with it.

    Guido Brunetti (Donna Leon's Venetian Detective)
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  8. 26-08-2009, 15:19 #8
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    Almost as good as the real thing: Conservative Council embroiled in race row after discovery of document labelling schoolchildren 'Pakis'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0PIpIETGz
    Good God! he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
    Wondering why he always talked such tripe.
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  9. 26-08-2009, 15:24 #9
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    Re: Daily-Mail-o-matic

    I like the mail-o-meter!

    WILL JACQUI SMITH GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER? :D
    actually.....will she?

    COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IMPREGNATE YOUR CHILDREN?
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