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  1. 13-06-2012, 13:46 #1
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    18 certificate film

    I was watching an 18 certificate film with my 8 year old son the other night
    "Daddy" he said as he looked up at me, terrified
    "Is that woman going to die"?
    I gave him a hug, ruffled his hair and said
    "son, given the size of the horses cock, I would say it was an absolute certainty"
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