Discuss Clock repair in Blue Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; Chap goes into a clock repair shop, and the young female assistant says "can i help you sir"
so he takes out his old fella and slaps it on the counter.
She says " Im ...
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Clock repair
Chap goes into a clock repair shop, and the young female assistant says "can i help you sir"
so he takes out his old fella and slaps it on the counter.
She says " Im sorry sir, this is a clock shop.
he says 'yes, i want you to put two hands and a face on this please.
sorry time to go I think !!!!!!! TTAAXXXIII!!!!!!As I woke up one morning the sun was shining bright, a robin perched upon my window singing in the light, I gently raised my head and eased out of my bed, I went to shut the window and crushed his little head
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The old ones are the best...............
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The old ones are just fecking OLD!!
Originally Posted by thegfunk 
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Or in this case,not. Originally Posted by thegfunk
- 11-06-2012, 09:42 #5Vintage Rodney Rude!! Originally Posted by old chef served 13 years, was a very average squaddie, tried selection a couple of times, failed of course, Retrained as a zookeeper in Hannover Germany in 69 never looked back, 3 marriages, moved to australia in 96, retired in 2002
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