Discuss The seven different kinds of sex in Blue Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind ...
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The seven different kinds of sex
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ..... 'F**k You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And Last ... But not least ... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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I'm in stage 8 - SURPRISE SEX...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Pick n mix here.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 14-05-2012, 09:54 #4KirkzGuest
I'm at stage 9 - DIY!!!
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don't knock masturbation, It's sex with someone you love....
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Thats handy to know !!!!!! Originally Posted by phil245 As I woke up one morning the sun was shining bright, a robin perched upon my window singing in the light, I gently raised my head and eased out of my bed, I went to shut the window and crushed his little head
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