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Discuss Prostitute in Blue Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; I got my fully erect penis out with a prostitute the other night when she said, "Woah, careful, you could knock somebody out with that..." I said "Sorry, I didn't realise it was that big..." ...
  1. 07-04-2012, 09:22 #1
    Spasmcasm
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    I got my fully erect penis out with a prostitute the other night when she said,
    "Woah, careful, you could knock somebody out with that..."

    I said "Sorry, I didn't realise it was that big..."

    She said "It ain't, it fucking stinks...."
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  2. 23-05-2012, 16:00 #2
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