- 27-03-2012, 18:53 #1
Blow up doll
I bought a new blow up doll last week,
I punctured it so it would go down on me..
If you want me I'm waiting for my taxi outside!!!I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
- 28-03-2012, 00:53 #2
A man buys a blow up doll from a sex shop for ten pounds. takes it home and finds that it has got a puncture. takes it back to the shop and says " I brought this doll in here yesterday and it has gone down on me three times since then" Shopkeeper says " If I had known that it would go down on you, I would have charged you a lot more than ten quid".
- 23-05-2012, 15:54 #3
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
- 23-05-2012, 16:31 #4
I bought a Muslim blow-up doll the other week. I got on the Tube to go home, and it blew itself up!
Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2
- 23-05-2012, 16:40 #5
I bought a blow-up doll the other week and it was just like the real thing!
It wouldnt suck me off, couldnt cook and I dumped it in the canalSteven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.