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Discuss Blow up doll in Blue Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; I bought a new blow up doll last week, I punctured it so it would go down on me.. If you want me I'm waiting for my taxi outside!!!...
  1. 27-03-2012, 18:53 #1
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    Blow up doll

    I bought a new blow up doll last week,


    I punctured it so it would go down on me..



    If you want me I'm waiting for my taxi outside!!!
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    A man buys a blow up doll from a sex shop for ten pounds. takes it home and finds that it has got a puncture. takes it back to the shop and says " I brought this doll in here yesterday and it has gone down on me three times since then" Shopkeeper says " If I had known that it would go down on you, I would have charged you a lot more than ten quid".
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  3. 23-05-2012, 15:54 #3
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    I bought a Muslim blow-up doll the other week. I got on the Tube to go home, and it blew itself up!
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    I bought a blow-up doll the other week and it was just like the real thing!




    It wouldnt suck me off, couldnt cook and I dumped it in the canal
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