Discuss Mick and Mary in Blue Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot the shepherd.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
now it goes to school with her,
between two bits of bread....
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Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot the shepherd.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
now it goes to school with her,
between two bits of bread.
- 22-03-2012, 20:33 #12Senior Member
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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arrse
and turned its wool to nylon
I thangyouuu!!!!"A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."
Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.
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Mary had a little pig
and it was always gruntin'
she tied it to a barbed wire fence
and kicked it's fucking cunt in.
I'm here all week, try the garlic bread.Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
- 22-03-2012, 22:01 #14Senior Member
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bear ...
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Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to put it back again.No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66
- 22-03-2012, 23:38 #16Senior Member
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I'm enjoying this, it's just like being 11 all over again!
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Mary had a little lamb
She took it to the shops
It strayed into the butchers
And he cut it up for chops.
Mary had a little lamb
It`s fleece was white as snow
She took it down a coalmine
Now look at the damn thing
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