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Discuss wife at the Blue Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; My wife burst into the bedroom wearing a naughty nurses outfit last night. "Do you ...
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    Senior Member phil245's Avatar
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    wife

    My wife burst into the bedroom wearing a naughty nurses outfit last night.

    "Do you need medical attention sir?" She asked..

    "Yes," I replied. "I feel sick."
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    "Ooh, do you now?" She giggled.

    "Yes, so put some clothes on you fat cnut!"
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    I said to my wife"you are taking a long time"

    She said "I know I just cannot think of anybody"

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    Before I clicked the link I was thinking ...
    "Please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc, please don't be Washing Ironing Fucking Etc". Now I wish it had been.

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    My wife bought me a lovely Rolex for my 40th birthday, "do you like it?" she asked me, "It's great"!! I said "It will remind me of your pussy", she laughed "Is that because its sexy and exclusive?" I replied: "Nah, its because its a bit loose around my wrist"
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    I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.

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