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**phil245** · 11-02-2012, 14:42

Last night, I asked my wife to try anal for the first time, she said " fcuk that shit" I said " That's the spirit".

**tuffy52** · 11-02-2012, 14:44

Never ask,just get her pissed and do it,,she will thank you the next morning...........

**Tobers** · 11-02-2012, 14:49

I was reading in bed one night and my wife said if you switch off that bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse.

I probably should have let it cool down first.

**phil245** · 11-02-2012, 14:52

Originally Posted by Tobers

I was reading in bed one night and my wife said if you switch off that bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse.

I probably should have let it cool down first.

I posted this one on 14/01/12. do try and keep up, there a good chap.

**zulusix** · 14-02-2012, 13:51

Women eh???
eye brows plucked
ears pierced
nipples pierced
belly button pierced
legs waxed
bikini line waxed
clit pierced
breast imlpants
liposuction
botox
face lift

AND THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ARSE COZ IT HURTS!!!!!

**grumpyoldb** · 14-02-2012, 17:09

Going to give my missus some anal tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's vaseline day.

**zulusix** · 24-02-2012, 13:32

A gay went to the doctors, after the test were in the doc said, " I'm afraid you have aids" "So what do I do now?" said the gay, "I am putting you on a diet of curry, chilli, beer and prunes". "Will that help said the gay?" "no," the doc replied, "but it will remind you what your arse is for!!!!!