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Discuss Xmas Jokes at the Blue Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I call my new girlfriend "The Turkey".She might be a big, funny looking bird but ...
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14-12-2011, 16:59 #1Member
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Xmas Jokes
I call my new girlfriend "The Turkey".She might be a big, funny looking bird but fuck me she likes a good stuffing and knows how to gobble.
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14-12-2011, 17:03 #2
Have you news of the big push in Flanders?
fairy_nuff and Joshing-lens like this.Chavs, hoodies and celts.......
......proof at last of a genetic link!
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15-12-2011, 16:05 #3Senior Member
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aww shoot Cernunnos....I was looking for a particularly filthy joke to tell that nice lady in Accounts...saw yr moniker and thought
' Aha - Cernnunnos - who rubs shoulders amongst other things with all those laugh-a-minute HausFraus in that big jacuzzi in downtown Osnatraz - he will SURELY have a good rib-tickler up his sleeve' ?
Alas no......
Doctor Nick's Handy Glossary for decoding Personal Advertisements... [ Aber...was Ist In Deutsch ?]
40-ish...........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your friends
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
Educated.......................Shagged for GB at Uni
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirited......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former slut
Fun...............................Annoying
Gentle...........................Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age......................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................Missionary position only
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................Depressive
Professional............... ... 100 carat Ball breaker
Romantic.......................Frigid
Social............................Crotch like a clown's pocket
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow...........................MurdererLast edited by Goatman; 15-12-2011 at 16:13.
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30-12-2011, 11:05 #4Junior Member
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lol,the photo is wonderful.I also like games ,such as
Originally Posted by cernunnos
Last edited by mathilda; 08-03-2012 at 06:42.
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30-12-2011, 11:09 #5Senior Member
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Walt zing Mathilda?
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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31-12-2011, 01:42 #6Senior Member
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Oh! heh, cause it's old... I get it Originally Posted by cernunnos
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31-12-2011, 03:07 #7Senior Member
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Bring back hanging!
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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10-02-2012, 13:52 #8Senior Member
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What the fuck does father christmas keep laughing at????
I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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