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Discuss fat chicks at the Blue Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; After fcuking a fat chick whilst I was drunk, the next morning I said to ...
  1. 19-07-2011, 22:31 #1
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    After fcuking a fat chick whilst I was drunk, the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again call this number."

    "Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.

    I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
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    You got any more like that?
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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    "She was a fulsome wench, upon her one could lay for a thousand years and never require a mattress"
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    The Fat lady

    She got a job with the Police Traffic Division Shes a Portable Roadblock
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    blood type of ragu
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    She stepped out in the road and I ran out of fuel trying to avoid her
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  8. 22-07-2011, 15:42 #8
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    she used to play rugby, her position was scrum!!!
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  10. 09-08-2011, 18:21 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    You got any more like that?
    I fear he has!
    Cymru Am Byth.
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